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[Serious version copywriting]
Before going to Japan to study, Lin Ling thought that his daily routine consisted of eating sushi, watching animation, and helping to buy some cosmetics and other cosmetics to earn tuition. However, after going there, he realized that the world had finally turned upside down.
I was in Yokohama, and as soon as I got off the plane, I saw the Yokohama port exploded on the first day.
Lin Ling: No, buddy... Does this imply that studying in Japan is a big trap for me?
I rented an apartment for a week and was robbed by a group of kids calling themselves "sheep" on my way to Chinatown for a work-study program.
Lin Ling: As expected of a developed country, even jobs like robbery have children competing for them. The level of inspiration is comparable to that of an eighty-year-old man's passionate campaign.
A month after managing the security of the part-time job, Lin Ling saw the cursed spirit while working in the ruins.
Lin Ling: That's it. There really are little monsters in Japan. I knew the mutation experiment was not a rumor! When are there fish?
He continued to receive invitations to lower his academic qualifications and study in a junior college. A year later, Lin Ling was mistaken for a Yakuza member and taken to the Metropolitan Police Department.
Lin Ling: ... You don't care about your own security, I will take care of it and arrest me!
Metropolitan Police Department: No, we are here to discuss cooperation.
Lin Ling: ... Hey Yigu C8 Shake it! I want to go home!
Metropolitan Police Department: In fact, this is an organization suspected of transnational crime...
Lin Ling: I joined because I am a panda girl!
[Easy version of copywriting]
Lin Ling: I dare to study abroad. You don't think I'm an ordinary person?
Everybody:?
[Reading instructions]
The children at home are not sensible and are just writing for fun, so don't take it seriously! !
Copywritten on 2024/08/08
Intention: Mom, I want to go home! !