I Took the Whole Galaxy by Storm with My Cringe-Worthy Stories

Originally titled *You Can't Let This Secret Identity Slip*, next-next novel coming soon! Blurb: Yu Xueshu has a terminal illness and is on the verge of death. One day, he wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated to the interstellar era and been bound to an update-to-extend-life System. The System says that as long as he gets enough exposure and serial readers, he can extend his lifespan and even cure his illness. Yu Xueshu just smiles calmly. Writing? That's my old line of work. No problem. The System starts issuing a mission: Host, draw a genre and publish the first chapter within ten days. Complete the mission to earn three extra days of life. Yu Xueshu waves his hand and hits the draw button. But after seeing the prompts he draws, he falls silent: "A Hundred Years Without a Daughter: The Family Finally Has a Girl, and the Federation Commander Is Overjoyed: Spoil Her, Spoil Her to Death!" "The Interstellar War God Returns: He Finds His Sister Living in a Doghouse, Gives One Order, and One Hundred Thousand Troops Level a Desolate Planet" "The Dominating Emperor's Agent Princess: He Pursues, She Flees, Neither Can Escape" Yu Xueshu: ...The hand holding the cigarette trembles slightly.jpg ++ In the interstellar era, human technology has advanced rapidly, but entertainment for the mind is sorely lacking. Then one day, an author named "Qing Zhu Nan Shu" appears out of nowhere. Everyone who reads his work cries out, "Make it stop!" Before long, the Empire and the Federation are in a state of alarm, and countless victims are willing to pay a fortune for a pair of eyes that haven't read the stories. The most distinguished man in the Empire, the newly enthroned Emperor Bartholomew, gazes at the most popular novel on the entire StarNet, whose protagonist is himself, his expression dark. [Emperor Bartholomew pins the woman against the wall, eyes red. "Kiss me once, and I'll give you my life."] Emperor Bartholomew: ...Guards, go invite this brilliant author over. I want to thank him in person, very, very properly (gritting his teeth with a smile.jpg). Yu Xueshu, writing another outrageous story, sneezes. Hmm, who should the next victim be? ++++ Content warnings: 1. Main character is the bottom, one-on-one pairing: Bartholomew x Yu Xueshu. 2. More to be added if I think of anything. Theme: Inspiration and creativity cannot be replaced by data assembled from existing pieces.