The Evil God Is Hungry Today, Too

Blurb: In the third year after the apocalypse began, the few humans still clinging to life accidentally discovered the ruins of a temple, and a man sleeping within. The apocalypse destroyed the technology humans had once been so proud of. As disaster rekindled their faith in the gods, divine power spread across the world once more. But... Could this gorgeous little glutton really be the great evil god from myth, the one who ruled heaven and earth and wanted to destroy the world??? The evil god's three daily questions: What's for breakfast? What's for lunch? What's for dinner? A certain human, leader of the Hope Base: (questioning his life) Who am I? Where am I? Why am I cooking for some mysterious stranger??? = After the gods fell into a deep slumber, an evil god who once served the Demon God unexpectedly awoke. Faced with humanity, badly weakened after the apocalypse, the evil god should, by all rights, have wreaked havoc among them, plunging them once more into the terror of blood and fire and seizing their faith... But he couldn't help patting his belly. Better go find something tasty to eat first., So said the evil god, who had been offered all sorts of bizarre things by humans for centuries, but never food, and hadn't tasted anything delicious in ages. Evil god: Nom. Top: !!!! That's poisonous! Spit it out! Evil god: ? (chomp chomp) This is probably a story about an evil god who can eat anything and never die from it, sampling all kinds of things and saving humanity from food shortages after the apocalypse. (Or something like that.) = Warnings: * Main character is the bottom in a 1v1 romance: a seemingly scheming but actually straightforward, doting father type of top (something feels off) x a seemingly innocent but actually naturally dark, beautiful glutton of a bottom. * The bottom is an evil god, extraordinarily beautiful by human standards, with a thought process and worldview that are nothing like a normal person's. * This is actually a food story. [Hey!] * The author is uncultured. If it's not to your taste, just click away in the top right. Everyone wins, and that's what really matters. (???)