Can I Please Just Retire in Peace?

Blurb: Su Shiyin was a top-tier villain actor at the Quick Transmigration Bureau. After years of conscientious work, he finally retired in glory. On the day of his retirement, he decided to wipe his memories and become a happy, ordinary person. But when he returned to the real world, he was greeted by several enormous messes. His cold-blooded scumbag father planned to marry him off for a business alliance; a fake young master with a Harem System was poised to take his place; and he was saddled with massive debts. Su Shiyin: Weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg The result: The genius young master Bai from a family of doctors: You dare target him? Bodyguards, get them! The head of the Yu family, worth hundreds of billions in a cutthroat business world: Debt? That's barely anything. Secretary, transfer it straight from my account. The godfather of the entertainment industry, who rose from humble beginnings: He wants to make money? Assistant, send him the tailor-made project invitation right away. Su Shiyin had planned to lie flat, but somehow ended up winning without lifting a finger: ??? Where did all these people come from? The fake young master and a crowd of villains: ??? Why does Su Shiyin know so many big shots?! ++ On day N of retirement, the System finally showed up. The moment it saw Su Shiyin, it started wailing: "Host, something's wrong! The chosen ones from all those worlds you transmigrated into have come looking for you... Hurry and run!" Su Shiyin, who had just regained his memories, glanced at the crowd of new neighbors who had appeared around him: ...Is it too late to apply for a post-retirement contract? +Reading Guide+ 1. Gloomy, obsessive, devoted seme x easygoing beauty uke 2. The beginning is rather frustrating, but things get better as it goes along. This is an unconventional group-pampering story. The author's abilities (and IQ) are limited. If you feel uncomfortable, please escape in time (. ++++++ The following is a blurb for a future release. It will be published once it has enough saves: "Being the Experience Pack for Three Male Leads at Once" Blurb: Rookie task-taker Sang Li was assigned a mission by the Book Transmigration Bureau: play a cannon-fodder male supporting character in a cultivation novel. His main role was to get face-slapped by the male lead and serve as an experience pack to help him level up. But when Sang Li entered the mission, he discovered that the novel had not one, but three male leads. System: The Book Transmigration Bureau is short-staffed. Don't panic, this mission is easy. Just follow the script and you could pass it with your feet. Sang Li: Okay, I believe you. As the plot unfolded, however, Sang Li realized that the male leads seemed to be looking at him rather strangely... In the bustling marketplace, Sang Li sneered at the male lead: "This thing is worth hundreds of thousands. Can a broke loser like you even afford to pay for it?" The dark, twisted male lead gave him a long look: "I don't have money. Can I make it up to you another way?" Sang Li: ? Sang Li took his lackeys to pick on the male lead every day. One day, the male lead finally had enough and cornered him against a wall. Just as Sang Li thought he was about to get a sack thrown over his head and a beating, the Dragon-AoTian male lead looked at him with a complicated expression: "You come looking for trouble every day. Could it be... that you like me?" Sang Li: ?? His arranged-marriage partner had his spiritual root crippled, so Sang Li brought his underlings over to break off the engagement: "You're a cripple, and you still think you can become my cultivation partner? Be sensible and cancel the engagement!" The engagement-breaking male lead saw Sang Li's face, and immediately changed what he was about to say: "We're engaged, so I'm yours now. You have to take responsibility for me! Otherwise, where am I supposed to put my chaste-man plaque!?" Sang Li: ??? In the end, looking at a plotline so derailed that even his mother wouldn't recognize it, and at his pitiful number of cannon-fodder performance points, Sang Li wept softly in the male lead's arms: "Didn't you say I could pass just by following the script with my feet..." CP: Split-personality, obsessive seme x socially clueless, sweet-natured beauty uke. If you're interested, you can save this lousy author's page, or search the story ID directly: 6560373 = Here is a future release by this lousy author's friend! "The Toughest Fluffy in the Galaxy" by Zhou Chisheng Blurb: One moment, his ears were filled with the deafening sound of an explosion and the static of an electric frequency. The next, Jiang Xinghong, who had thought he was dead, woke up again and heard someone ask: "Doctor, is he a rabbit or a dog?" Only then did Jiang Xinghong realize that he, former First of the Alliance, Light of Zhanqiong, strongest warrior, General Jiang, had been reborn as a long-eared dog. A dog!! Jiang Xinghong: Is it too late for me to go back and try reincarnating again? Before the question marks over Jiang Xinghong's head had even disappeared, he belatedly realized that the voice belonged to... his childhood friend, Lin Xinlu. What he knew: Before he died, the other man confessed to him, but he had only ever thought of him as a little brother. What kind of hellish love triangle was this?! Fortunately, Jiang Xinghong discovered that he had a chance to turn back into a human: if someone petted him enough times, he could briefly change back! Jiang Xinghong: Pet me! You can pet me anywhere! He's just a clingy good dog! In the interstellar era, Saluki hounds, an ancient species, were often assigned guardians. As an Alliance general with a stellar credit score, and the one who had found this puppy, Lin Xinlu was the obvious choice. Lin Xinlu, who had never wanted a pet: ... Can I return him? But no matter how cold Lin Xinlu acted, the puppy he'd brought home just kept getting clingier. He followed him to and from work, kept asking to cuddle, and even nudged his head under Lin Xinlu's hand to be petted. He even sneaked into Lin Xinlu's bed to sleep with him! In short, two words: relentless cuddles! Lin Xinlu: I should be mad, but he looks so pettable... Later, the military got a new mascot! General Lin's dog! A fluffy star whose impossibly adorable looks had won him a huge following! When military logistics looked over the month's situation report, their eyes nearly popped out of their heads: When did someone take the 3S mech out for a spin? When did that strongest interstellar pirate get locked up in the prison? What? General Jiang's compatible weapon has gone missing too?! After being reborn, the first thing Jiang Xinghong did was investigate the traitor responsible for his mech's explosion. Sure, he was a good dog now, and not being human made things inconvenient, but! The great thing about being a good dog was that he could get away with anything by being cute! Though Lin Xinlu nearly caught him several times... Jiang Xinghong hid in a stairwell and wiped the cold sweat from his brow. Heh heh, with his weapon and mech in hand, the rest would be even easier! But one night, Jiang Xinghong was sleeping pressed against Lin Xinlu as usual. Then he suddenly woke with a start: he seemed to have turned back into a human! An arm was wrapped around his waist, their bare skin touching. It was Lin Xinlu's arm. Jiang Xinghong stiffly began inching toward the edge of the bed. Behind him, that familiar, calm voice suddenly spoke: "Big brother... where do you think you're going?" Possessive younger seme x oblivious uke (a story about how Xiao Jiang gets eaten for reasons he can't understand x) The uke's animal form is a Saluki, a beautiful and powerful breed. Theme: Treat others with sincerity, and you'll surely be rewarded.