His White Moonlight Is Dead Again

Blurb: As a rookie guide NPC in the Reincarnation World, Lian Baiyue is responsible for helping the new lambs learn the rules and get their bearings in the starting instance, before dying a heroic death and making a successful exit. One day, a bug appears in the main System, and Lian Baiyue somehow goes from being a rookie guide to a newbie in the Reincarnation World. Then Lian Baiyue discovers that it doesn't seem to make much difference, because the Reincarnation instances don't seem as difficult as his own rookie instance. The monsters: *trembling in fear.jpg* Teammates: Are all the newbies this year monsters or what!?!? After the instance ends, Lian Baiyue becomes a famous newbie, only to realize that the Reincarnation World's ability powerhouse, physical-combat powerhouse, and mental-power powerhouse have all set their sights on him... Little skit: One day, the powerhouses of the Reincarnation World hold a meeting and talk about their pasts. Ability powerhouse: I have a beloved, someone I can never forget. Physical-combat powerhouse: So do I. Ability powerhouse: He died saving me. I've never been able to forget him. Physical-combat powerhouse: What a coincidence. If he hadn't died, I think he'd be the one standing at the very top of the Reincarnation World. Mental-power powerhouse: Same here. Ability powerhouse: My beloved has a very special name. He's called Lian Baiyue. Physical powerhouse: What a coincidence. My beloved is also called Lian Baiyue. Mental-power powerhouse: … Meanwhile, the shou, heading through an instance with a group of newbie lambs: Achoo! = Content warnings: 1. Shou-centric, 1v1. Amnesiac powerhouse shou x split-personality, likewise amnesiac powerhouse gong. 2. I'll add more if I think of anything.