After Marrying a Goofball, I Fell Hard for Him

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A goofy, sweet romance, told in third person

My archrival is going to marry me. Everyone thinks I'll refuse and beat him to a pulp.

Hah. That's what grade-schoolers do.

As long as the stock price goes up, I'm great at keeping up appearances.

I even had a lawyer draft a prenuptial agreement well in advance, dividing up our premarital assets and clearly defining our shares in the company. I thought I'd covered everything.

Then my archrival declared, "First, neither of us is allowed to cheat while we're married."

Me: ?

"Second, we have to talk on the phone at least once a day."

"Third, unless we're traveling for work or have some other necessary reason to stay elsewhere, we have to come home every day."

Me: ...What about the property?

My archrival: What's yours is yours, and what's mine is yours too.

Something's not right here, is it?

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After we get married, my archrival, who never posts on social media, suddenly changes his ways.

First day of marriage: "A Can and I both think the mattress is really comfortable."

Accompanied by a photo of a bed with the sheets in complete disarray.

Me, sleeping in a separate room and just discovering that both rooms have the same sheets and mattress: ???

Second day of marriage: "Don't bother me today. My baby has a fever, and I have to take care of him."

Me, exhausted and feverish after getting back from a business trip: !!

Something is definitely not right here!!!

My archrival: What's wrong with dating your own husband?

Everything's wrong with it! My reputation is taking a beating here!

I quickly contact an old classmate, planning to drug my archrival, strike first, and thoroughly make him submit in bed. Then I'll make him announce to the world that I'm the one on top!

To prevent him from crying, throwing a tantrum, and threatening to hang himself, I'll give him a little something sweet first, like inviting him to dinner.

My archrival: A Can is on a date with me!

I reluctantly agree to a one-day honeymoon trip.

My archrival: A Can loves me!!

Me: Heh. Let's see if you're still laughing tomorrow morning.

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The next day, I wake up completely baffled, holding my aching waist: Weren't you supposed to pass out after taking that stuff?

My archrival: Proactive A Can is the best!

Me: …

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Bonus scene:

Qi Baiyu: If you won't share a room with me, don't blame me for finding a stand-in.

Jin Can rubs his hands together. Wonderful, we're finally getting to the part where we each do our own thing in private, right?

Jin Can immediately finds a handsome young guy. Then he sees the stand-in Qi Baiyu brought home: a lifelike sex doll with Jin Can's face on it.

Jin Can: ...What the hell.

No kids! No kids!

The seme is genuinely ridiculous, sharp-tongued and unbeatable, but also doting and sweet.

This is a story where one-sided love turns mutual. President Qi is intensely, intensely in love, so much so that he sees everything through rose-colored glasses.

Two CEOs / marriage first, love later / sweet romance

A vain, self-important uke X a gentle, devious, extremely doting seme

They only have eyes for each other. The school heartthrob is just a disposable side character.

My upcoming novel 1: Dr. Jiang, My Tooth Hurts

Jiang Jiyan has recently encountered a strange patient.

"Dr. Jiang, my tooth hurts."

"Lie down."

"Together?"

"?"

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"Dr. Jiang, my tooth hurts again."

"Mm. Open your mouth."

"Can I kiss you with my mouth open?"

"..."

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Xun Jia has recently been working two jobs back to back.

He's saving up to see the dentist.

Dr. Jiang is incredibly talented, gentle, and beautiful. I'm going to marry him and bring him back to my village to honor my ancestors!

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Everyday life with Dr. Jiang:

Xun Jia: Our Dr. Jiang is a bookish type. He can't lift heavy things or do manual labor. No worries, I'll carry the water buckets and haul the rice sacks!

Friend: Your Dr. Jiang just dislocated five people's arms in one go...

Xun Jia: Dr. Jiang, the mountain path is rough. I'll carry you.

Jiang Jiyan: Why would you carry me?

Xun Jia: My grandpa says a man should carry his own wife.

Later, Xun Jia kneels before his grandpa's grave, holding his aching waist: It seems I'm the wife...

Xun Jia: I didn't even go to college, so I can't bring honor to your family.

That's okay. You just need to light up my world.

A mature, gentle, handsome dentist seme X a young, uneducated, incredibly strong, outgoing uke

The uke really is uneducated. He uses idioms incorrectly and is a fearless social butterfly who doesn't know his limits.

The seme had a lover during his student days. It was an innocent young romance, you know what I mean.

Older seme / sweet romance

I recommend my friend's upcoming novel: The Real Young Master, a Cannon Fodder, Marries a Powerful Man in a Vegetative State

Book No. 6516192

Only after dying does Ruan Xingshu learn that he's the cannon-fodder real young master in The Beloved Fake Young Master.

His birth parents brought him back only to make him take the fake young master's place and marry his fiance, who had been left in a vegetative state after an accident. They had no affection for him at all.

He couldn't accept it. He tried to please his birth parents and targeted the fake young master, doing many cruel things. In the end, everyone turned against him, and he died a miserable death.

Reborn, Ruan Xingshu sees things differently.

There's nothing wrong with marrying Yin Yitong. Although he can't fulfill a husband's duties like other husbands, he won't look down on him, mock him, or mistreat him...

All Ruan Xingshu has to do is put in a little physical effort.

Later, Ruan Xingshu: Damn, how is this only a little effort? My back is about to break.

When Yin Yitong wakes from his coma, Ruan Xingshu is already dead. He sends everyone who ever bullied him straight to hell.

Everyone says he was deeply in love with Ruan Xingshu, but he knows that's not true.

Ruan Xingshu's voice had shone through his darkness like a lighthouse. He was only grateful.

When he opens his eyes again, Yin Yitong discovers that Ruan Xingshu is still alive and exceptionally attentive to him.

Yin Yitong gazes at Ruan Xingshu's fair, delicate face. His gentle voice leaves him dazed.

It wasn't that he didn't love him. He just hadn't realized that love was already carved into his very bones and blood.

Fortunately, we've come back.

Both reborn

A refined but wicked uke X a mature, reserved, calculating seme

My upcoming novel 2: An Obsession with You

[How I Went to Great Lengths to Win My Ex Back After Losing My Memory]

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I fell in love with someone,

and left a bottle of wine at his bar.

Whenever I wanted to see him,

I'd go have a drink.

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"Boss Qin, today's wine is pretty strong."

"Are you drunk?"

"Can I kiss you if I am?"

"Is a kiss all you want?"

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My obsession with you,

of course, goes beyond kissing.

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Huai Nian had surgery and lost some of his memories.

Five years later, he sees his ex at a bar and is instantly struck by his beauty. Excitedly, he approaches to chat him up.

Huai Nian: "Boss Qin, I feel like we've met somewhere before."

Seeing the other man's bewildered expression, Huai Nian patiently explains that it's not just a pickup line. When someone feels familiar, like you've seen them in a dream, there's a scientific explanation for it: deja vu. In other words, we're destined to meet.

Huai Nian: "Don't believe me? I'll look it up for you."

Qin Shuwang: What the hell is this guy playing at?

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Huai Nian knows that Qin Shuwang has an ex, but the more he learns, the more he realizes that this ex is exactly like him in every way.

Huai Nian: Damn, am I someone's stand-in?

Qin Shuwang: ...

This novel is also called The Dumb Thing I Did to Win My Ex Back After Losing My Memory and Why My Current Boyfriend's Terrible Ex Is Me.

A different kind of reunion romance about two middle-aged men, with sweet everyday moments!

Bar owner X aircraft maintenance engineer

Theme: The day is morning, the month is evening. You are all my mornings and evenings.