Shipping Couples in a Crossover Universe

Next up: the upcoming historical romance My Lady, Let Me Cling to Your Thigh. Please add it to your reading list! It's basically: "My lady QAQ~ Let me cling to your thigh~" "Don't be afraid, darling. I'm here!" Story description: Thanks to all the readers supporting the official release!! CPs: Soukoku, Satoru and Suguru, Hashirama and Madara, Tobirama and Izuna, Naruto and Sasuke, with a little Kakashi and Obito for two or three chapters, and Orochimaru and Jiraiya!!! Check the CPs before reading!!! I'm Amamiya Kaede, an ordinary 24-year-old who loves anime. One day, I somehow transmigrated into a crossover anime world. My favorite characters are here, but I don't want to live in Yokohama, a city full of danger. And why did I transmigrate in the first place? I only ever dared to take cosplay photos of myself at home. This is my System 01. It comforts me, saying that I can go home as long as I write stories. I want to go home, so I have no choice but to pick up my old line of work and, in this dangerous world, ship my favorite characters right in front of them, writing fanfiction about their pairings through tears. It's painful, but fun. "Do I have to use their real names?" "For your safety, it's best not to, Host." "Phew~ Then can I genderbend my favorite characters when I write about them?" "...I suppose so." And so: Mr. Hat Rack walks past a group of subordinates discussing the latest hit novel and hears them whispering: "You know, that lady in the book, Shallow Sea, really reminds me of that important person. The one who wears a hat." Mr. Hat Rack: ? Subordinate: "Look, their hair isn't dark red, but it's still kind of similar. Blue eyes, incredibly strong, but surprisingly gentle." Mr. Hat Rack: ?? Who wrote this? The Armed Detective Agency: "Dazai must be based on Mr. Higashino!" the little tiger says, eyes sparkling as he looks at the bandage-wrapped man. "No, he isn't." The bandage-wrapped man narrows his eyes dangerously. "Huh? Really? So Dazai doesn't have a Miss Shallow Sea?" "...No, I do." "You two, look at this. Don't these characters look like you?" The short-haired future school nurse holds out a novel for them to see. "They really do. So many people like them. I'm not surprised, considering it's me," says the six-eyed man, full of himself. "Yeah, they do look alike, especially the physical descriptions." "Right? So you two aren't a couple like those characters, are you?" "?!!" Have you heard? Konoha is a village full of gay guys. Everyone there is really gay. Those guys who founded the village are actually... ahem... together. "Where'd you hear that?" "You haven't read the new bestseller, Silent Love?" "No." "It's the story of the Sen To siblings and the Yuan Zhi siblings." "What does that have to do with the Senju and Uchiha?" "Of course it does. Sen To is just like the Second Hokage. He has a sister named Liang Zi, who's a real tomboy and a huge headache for him. Doesn't Liang Zi sound just like the Second Hokage's older brother? And Yuan Zhi is a lot like the Uchiha ancestor, while his sister Ban Zi has a fiery temper and is incredibly good at fighting." "So?" "The thing is, later those two pairs of siblings get married to each other." "Liang Zi marries Yuan Zhi, and Ban Zi marries Sen To. That's perfectly normal, isn't it?" "No, later Yuan Zhi and Sen To get married, and Liang Zi and Ban Zi get married." "No wonder it's called Silent Love. The author's got some nerve." "Yeah. I heard that old Uchiha ancestor in Konoha has been furious lately and is searching all over for the author." "Did he find them?" "No." The protagonist runs away from the start, taking off on a train in the middle of the night to live in Hachihara. The CPs the protagonist ships are real!!! The CPs had already been secretly mutually in love before the fanfiction came along!!! They're real, after all. This is a CP story, and the premise is that they're real. Important reading notes: 1. This story mainly follows the protagonist writing fanfiction and making friends in a crossover anime world. It will include stories within the story, and they may take up a large proportion of the novel. They're one of its main features, so read with caution if that's not your thing. Also, OOC warning. 2. For the sake of drawing his sword, the protagonist appears early in the plot, even before the main events begin. For his own safety, he'll change the characters' names in his CP fanfiction, and may even genderbend them. Please take note! 3. The protagonist is just an ordinary, kindhearted person. He may not get involved in dangerous events, and the System will develop a shop to protect him. He's very self-aware and won't stay in dangerous places. 4. Some readers may think the golden finger is too powerful, but the protagonist's actual job is always writing. The story won't stray from that path. 5. To avoid upsetting readers who don't ship a certain CP, the story will cover one anime at a time. I'll note in the table of contents which anime and CP the protagonist is writing about at any given point. 6. Finally, I love my country and my China. I'm out of touch with the internet and fairly isolated from the world. I just watch Japanese anime and ship characters, that's all. I've never fought over ships, and I don't look down on anyone else's CPs. I don't like drama. I just want a peaceful life and to quietly write. Ever since I started shipping characters, I've only read fanworks and made fanworks. I've never done anything weird. I'm an ordinary person with normal values. Just a warning, though probably no one will argue about ships here since this story is so obscure. Hehe. CPs include: Soukoku from Bungo Stray Dogs, Satoru and Suguru from Jujutsu Kaisen, Hashirama and Madara, Tobirama and Izuna, Kakashi and Obito, Naruto and Sasuke from Naruto. Others to be decided. Theme: Everyone has something they want to protect, even if it's something they can't have