One second, Yuan Zhong Haoqiang was at home throwing a party with his roommate, cosplaying as a magical girl. The next, he was transforming into one with a magic wand in hand.
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang, practicing his lines: Key that holds the power of darkness! Reveal your true form before me! I, your master, Yuan Zhong, command you: Release the seal!
After finishing the incantation, he was wearing a pink frilly dress, sporting gradient twin tails and enormous golden eyes fitted with colored contacts. The 1.9-meter-tall Yuan Zhong Haoqiang looked around with confidence. You bastards, watch Daddy transfor...m?
At that moment, Yuan Zhong Haoqiang was facing the first great trial of his life: What do you do when you suddenly teleport onto a battlefield in the middle of a cosplay?
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang chose to roll with it.
He saw the magical girls around him, all wearing pretty dresses and holding magic wands just like him, and felt an instant kinship. But when he went over to ask where they were, they raised their magic wands and shouted, "Die!"
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang got it. Islanders! Drawing on years of anime-watching experience, he blurted out, "Yamete!" and made everyone present shudder.
Later, while being pursued, Yuan Zhong Haoqiang was picked up and taken back to the Port by Tzz, who had a laugh that was anything but reassuring. Faced with a whole crowd of cool guys in black, Yuan Zhong Haoqiang, unable to communicate with them, could only curse his lack of education!
On his first mission with the Double Black duo, he discovered that the whole team consisted of magical girls, and he was the only fake among them. To avoid giving himself away, Yuan Zhong Haoqiang grabbed a stick, no, a magic wand, and charged in yelling, "Die!"
Everyone: Wait! Is that how you're supposed to use a magic wand?
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang, turning back in confusion and giving a thumbs-up: Big, big stick!
Zyzy: Why is it that every time you transform, our cool black-clad organization turns into a group of sparkly magical girls?!
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang: ??? What are you saying? I don't understand!
Zyzy: Baka!
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang: Die!
Tzz: Hahahahahaha! Today's chapter of This Week's Unyielding Chuuya has finally come out!
The outside world: The Port's whole vibe is doomed!
Bonus scene:
Yuan Zhong Haoqiang: Yoshi! My magical girls and I are the best!
Tzz: Hahaha, here's to the Magical Girl Alliance! Cheers!
Zyzy: Die!!!
Content warnings:
1. Written on a whim, updates are irregular.
2. I wrote this to cause trouble and torment the characters, so the writing will be silly and brainless.
3. The male lead is sweet on the outside, dark on the inside. He doesn't know Japanese and is basically deaf and mute in everyday life, only knowing a few common anime phrases like "Baka yarou" and "Shine."
4. Japanese and other foreign languages are too hard for him to learn. He only knows Chinese.
Check out my new story:
The Wild God Picks Up a Dog
One rainy night, the Gravity Manipulator found a filthy, soaking-wet puppy on his way home. It was huddled in a cardboard box with a sign that read, "Please take me home," trembling all over.
Chuuya took him home, bathed him, fed him, and coaxed him to sleep.
Then the next day, his house blew up.
Literally blew up.
The distinguished Port Mafia executive was hunted down across a thousand miles by the dog's older brother, all because he took the dog home and did a good deed.
What do you do when your own puppy's big brother is trying to kill you? Asking online! It's urgent!!!
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The Boss Dazai, who had been dead for a year, came back. Then he discovered that his dog had not only fallen for someone else and gotten another dog, but was also attracting admirers and trying to become a playboy!
How could this be! Chuuya was obviously his dog!
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"Shocking! Well-Known Company Hires Seven-Year-Old Child. Is the Boss Breaking the Law?"
"Shocking! A Conscientious Blind Teacher Is Shunned by Everyone, Then This Happens!"
"Shocking! Morals Are Declining and Society Is Deteriorating! Two Men in Black Do This in Public!"
"Shocking! A Thirteen-Year-Old Girl Competes with a Seven-Year-Old Child for a Job. Has the Rat Race Really Gone This Far?"
"Shocking! Charming Rich Widow Has Suitors Galore. Is the Boss Being Cheated On?"
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Theme: Even if you're deaf and mute, you can still live life on your own terms!
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Playing a Medium in a Horror Movie
The Years I Spent Running a Shop in the Historical Fiction World
I’m Slaying Everyone in the Short-Drama World
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Playing the Evil Cultivator in a Creepy Game
What If: Miss Gojo
Survival at Sea: I Awakened the Gift of Beast Taming
(Infinite) Who Let an Illiterate Become a Small-Town Exam Ace?!
[Xu Snake] Little Ya Ya Is Online, Picking on Brother Xu Zi
The Demon King Builds Infrastructure in Another World
Raising the Ancestors in a Farming App
Tsk, what a good book title I thought it was, Those Years in the Central Plains when I was a horse and monkey making wine.
Chuuya's skirt, I want to lift it too (-.-) My face turns yellow
Chuuya is already in a gay circle where everyone thinks he and Dazai are together. How to save this cabbage?
I remembered a video I watched before. It seemed like something fell from upstairs, so a dog lay down at the window to watch the fun. As a result, several more dogs ran over to watch the fun, and all of a sudden the dog that was watching the fun was squeezed out.
Show me the painting, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (tears running down)
Let me in, I want to see Drunken Navel Orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuya: What you draw... Are all these things?????? Did you even post it to the □□ forum????????????????????
Love flows from every corner. . . . Fuck, I have a picture in my head!
Well, the Lifetime series?
It's been over half a year, is there any hope of an update?