An Unexpected Encounter at the Big Garden Winery

He transmigrated one day and got a System. What an old-fashioned setup. Da Yuan Zhong had no idea how he died. He opened his eyes and realized he wasn't himself anymore.

It sounds a little philosophical, but that was just his reaction. His urgent priority was getting rid of the sparkly, bright pink Barbie fairy dress he was wearing. He didn't think it was a big deal, but the looks from the passersby around him suggested they wanted to call the police.

Time to make a run for it.

But maybe his real urgent priority wasn't the fairy dress, but the fact that he couldn't understand the language.

Even as a geek, all he knew how to say was "Baka yarou!" Who the hell would bother learning a fictional character's language when there were subtitles?

A few days later

A cool guy who looked like a chocolate bar handed him a guitar backpack filled with illegal items. Da Yuan Zhong stared at his phone like an old man on the subway, really wanting to call the police.

Uh, maybe his urgent priorities now went beyond not understanding the language…

Chocolate Guy: Bulabulabulabula…

Da Yuan Zhong: …???…

Chocolate Guy: …Baka yarou!

Da Yuan Zhong: !!! I understood that! You insulted me!

Chocolate Guy: …Shine! Are you seriously only able to understand swear words?

Da Yuan Zhong: I understood what you said before! You insulted me again!

Warnings:

1> Written on a whim, updates are irregular.

2> This story exists to put the characters through the wringer. The endings are all happy, but the process may be frustrating.

3> The male lead has a very unusual thought process and no sense of awkwardness, so if you find it embarrassing, you can hide out in the comments section.

4> Not very auspicious, so I'm not writing it.

5> A crossover story. Four unlucky roommates. Search for the other three: @Oreo Red Jade Milk Cap, @Qin Wanshu, @Iced Lemon Water.

6> His language-learning talent is terrible! He can't learn! He'll never learn, not in a million years!

Theme: May you live a long life, and do your best not to worry too much