Evil spirits, stand back! Angels, hurry over!
*After discussing it with my editor, the novel will go premium on Thursday, January 20, 2021. I'll post a 10,000-character update then, so please look forward to it~
*Don't assume this is a serious story just because of the title! What kind of respectable person's kinks include physics, chemistry, and biology? Please, sweet angels, come take a look at my story!
[Content Warnings!!!]
I'm putting these warnings before the blurb because they're a huge turnoff for anyone who isn't into this. Be sure to read them!!!
I've had a breakdown, so I'm giving up and doing whatever.
[Important] The fifth or sixth chapter after it goes premium includes a scene where Bourbon gets pregnant (I thought I'd get to it quickly, but who knew it'd take so long! Swear word.JPG). Unlike Tsuna, Rei-chan won't actually give birth, but otherwise it's just like a pregnancy. The baby flies out, so just imagine there's a Nezha-style Hu Ba in his belly.
Come on, Tooru, let's hurt each other! [Giving up.JPG]
Since I came up with the elemental traits according to my own kinks, all sorts of weird kinks may show up. Kinks are freewheeling here, so let's be tolerant, understanding, and respectful. Consider this another warning in advance.
There are lots of cross-dressing scenes and all kinds of other random stuff. Outside of the plot, this is practically a collection of my kinks. People have no limits, especially perverts like me. There's still time to run.
Also, the elements have nothing but brotherly affection for each other. No matter how much Yu Shouqing acts like he's head over heels, he won't fall in love with himself. He's really not that narcissistic. But he does have a pairing, so he's not forever alone.
That's about it. I'll add more if I think of anything else. (Why do these warnings keep getting longer...)
[Blurb]
Yu Shouqing, the Chosen One (as officially designated by the Creator), gets into a car accident and is bound to a System, in a very cliched setup. He's tossed into a world of anime to suppress it dimensionally. He and the System work together for mutual benefit and a brighter future. Of course, he'd be happier with this job if the System didn't make him go undercover in various organizations and work overtime.
The System has terrible luck, or so it thinks. Just before retirement, it meets its lifelong nemesis, a massive roadblock and stumbling block on its way to retirement. Even after working with him for 300 years, it still can't figure out why such a terrible guy has earned the Creator's favor. The Creator even upgraded it just so Yu Shouqing would have someone to keep him company.
The Creator is blind (the System has things to say, but doesn't dare). The Creator's details are unknown, but anyway, they're ridiculously powerful.
To survive in a high-risk world, Yu Shouqing gets incredibly lucky and draws the periodic table of elements from among a bunch of concepts. He gets over a hundred accounts. He spends two months grinding to unlock the entire collection, then spends two years leveling up.
Along the way, he watches as more and more undercover agents join his one-man organization, and he can't understand why. After all, when a group is full of your own alts, the ones who don't fit in shine brighter than the brightest star in the night sky.
Secret identity No. 1, Au: If I've sinned, let the law punish me, not a golden Scrooge who gets heart palpitations at the sight of our alarming deficit-ridden finances. Boss, have you really not considered making some layoffs?
Secret identity No. 2, Nb: Thanks for asking. I'm in Hakone, the hot springs are great, and the cursed spirits are adorable and so nice to talk to. I absolutely love it here, hehe.
Secret identity No. 3, Ca: When will this white-haired guy's paranoia get better? Are all white-haired people this antisocial? Should I stay away from the white-haired people in the group? If I quit now, will my white-haired boss approve it? This is so annoying. Why are there so many white-haired people around me?
Secret identity No. 4, U: Need help getting someone to sleep? Come to me, I'm super effective! Need something blown up? Come to me, I speak from experience! Need a job? Come to me, I'm broke! Why is repairing battle damage so expensive?! Big Boss Jin, please take me in!
[More fun stories about the elements await in the periodic table!]
Guardians of the Seafood Company: Our new finance minister is a real talent. Boss, don't let him get away!
Port Trade Company: Our executive is obsessed with blowing things up and demolishing buildings. His destructive power rivals a husky's, and we can't stop him. What do we do?
Official Office Worker Spy Division: Our boss worked all night for a week and didn't lose any hair or get dark circles! Please tell us the brands of shampoo and eye cream!
Nonhuman Society: We often feel out of place among humans because we're not sick enough. Humans can't, or at least shouldn't!
[More organizational anecdotes await in the Element Undercover Agent Logs!]
[More content warnings]
PS1: You can read this as a not very professional popular-science story. All the specialist knowledge comes from the internet. If you spot any errors, point them out in the comments. Huahua will fix them when she sees them.
PS2: This is a secret identity story where nobody gets exposed. The secret identities are welded firmly in place!
PS3: The protagonist and the System don't get much screen time at first, but they'll appear more later. After all, it would be pretty lame if the protagonist didn't show up for the whole story. What kind of protagonist hides for an entire book?
PS4: The protagonist has a pairing, but the love interest doesn't appear until the ending, or even the bonus chapters. You can basically treat this as having no pairing. There's also unrequited love in the main story, which is the main reason I tagged it as Boys' Love.
PS5: I made the cover myself. My Weibo name is the same as my author name, followed by the last character six times. Please note that it's Mu Guo Ke, not Guo Ye Ke!
Theme: Love life, love yourself
Everyone Thinks Guang He Is a Narcissist
An Unexpected Encounter at the Big Garden Winery
The Law-Abiding Fourth Calamity
The Older Brother Plan
All the Mysterious Masters Are Cross-Dressers
We All Have a Bright Future [Watching Party]
When in Doubt, Save First
The White Moonlight Is No Vermilion Mole
My Alternate Personality Saves the World
Everyone Else Gets a Big Sister Who Understands Them
Cupcakes and Lime Milk Tea
I can't keep up with the author's head. I don't understand what this picture is about at all. What is it talking about? Why is this plot getting more and more bizarre? Was what I watched before actually about acting? I was completely confused. What the hell is this? D(?д??) I'm so strange. There are question marks on my head. I can't understand it at all. Is my IQ too low? Why? (?◇?) I don't understand it at all. It looked pretty good before, but why is it getting weirder and weirder now? It's not that the author's writing is not good, it's just that I don't know where the plot is now. I don't seem to have that high an IQ. It's just that I didn't understand it. It's not the author's fault, it's my own fault. I'm confused now. Is this talking about an act, a scene they acted, or something that really happened? Their acting is so realistic that I'm confused.
This idea... Oh my god, it's so awesome. When will the real body come out?
In which year did I resign at the end of the month, and in which year did I renew my job? I waited with sorrow.
OK, updated~^_^
Where is Touko's child? I've already started school. How come Touko hasn't raised her child yet? T^T
When will Touko become a child?
Akutagawa didn't even call him a human tiger. No matter how you look at it, it's all a false illusion...
Happy New Year! I wish you good health and success in the new year!
Red, tied Feji card??
If there are no tentacles, are there bubbles? Give the script team the Blind Stupidity buff.