The White Moonlight Is No Vermilion Mole

[Main character's perspective]

Quan Yeqinglan sounds like a girl's name at first, and he really does have an extremely feminine face. He has a macho heart with nowhere to go, and incredible strength that doesn't match his looks at all. People call him the Incredible Hulk in a Barbie body.

He's not a shut-in, and he has a wide range of interests. His favorite thing is to use a secret identity to complain in the comments section of his big sister's novels. "The male lead's brain is about the size of a mothball. This silly, sweet, dumb, and adorable character type went out of fashion ages ago. If I had that ability, I'd be able to take on the whole world!"

Then his big sister beat him into fish balls :)

And then he transmigrated. His sharp tongue made him famous in one battle, earning him another nickname: the Giant Spirit God.

Maybe even Heaven couldn't stand how ordinary his life was and decided to add a splash of vivid color to an almost blank canvas.

He didn't know what transmigrating was like for other people, but all that awaited him was a whole slew of courses arranged by the cunning System 074. He'd escaped the college entrance exam and interview, but couldn't escape onboarding training.

[System's perspective]

After finishing its previous major mission, System 074's older-sister-type partner retired. Thinking that taking a vacation alone would be too boring and a waste of life, it decided to find a sweet, adorable Host and take on a relaxing retirement mission. Unfortunately, the System had spent so long hanging around the straight-guy section that it didn't know how brutal the world could be. It mistook a macho guy for a little girl, and its fatherly heart shattered into pieces.

What do you mean, raising a kid?! Get up and work! A rough guy doesn't deserve a cute girl's perks!!!

Quan Yeqinglan roared at the course schedule: "What kind of onboarding training includes combat skills, you bastard?!"

System: Whether you use them or not, skills always come in handy. Anyway, just learn them :)

But even with all those skills, it didn't stop him from dying in all sorts of ways for all sorts of reasons. So was all this studying just to make his deaths more spectacular?

The martyr who died before dawn would forever remain the young assassin's greatest sorrow.

[In progress]

The thorny rose, so deft at dealing with people, smiled so happily as she lay dying in the arms of the undercover agent.

The delicate lily saved everyone but couldn't save herself.

The strongest boy never knew that even the lively, carefree parrot could fall silent.

The pampered girl, loved by the world, lost everything to save someone cursed by the world.

Even an ordinary person has worth. The heart is more precious than royal power.

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Theme: Study hard and improve every day