The Trouble-Maker Goes Viral with Her Fighting Skills

Completed novels: When the Delicate Green Tea Girl Picks Up a Butcher's Knife and The Frail Little Deer Only Wants to Raise a Forest

Next novel: The Toddler Goes Viral After Raising Her Parents on a Parenting Variety Show. Please add it to your reading list!

[IMPORTANT: I'll update this one after finishing the other novel. Expected around January or February 2025. Please add it to your reading list!]

The first is the new blurb, and the second is the old one. The current story follows the old blurb.

Su Yan, the pirate chief who ran rampant across the stars, transmigrated into a book.

She became a cannon-fodder celebrity with a body more fragile than glass, blisters after walking for five minutes, uncontrollable tears, and a personality that was spoiled rotten.

From the pirate chief who was unbeatable across the stars to a fragile little drama queen,

Su Yan said: "...I'm done. So what if I'm a delicate little thing? As long as I slack off enough, I won't break. Yay!"

Just as Su Yan was seriously considering the most comfortable way to slack off, the male guest on the dating show called her worse than a pig.

Su Yan: ??? Insulting her was fine, but he couldn't insult pigs!

A pig was worth more than she was! QAQ

She was just about to leap up and tear into him.

The Drama Queen System: If you act spoiled enough, you can become stronger and richer!

Su Yan immediately sprang up like a carp, looking shy as she cooed, "Giegie~ How can you insult piggies like that? You're so mean~"

Male guest: ???

Netizens: ???

*

After that day, everyone realized that Su Yan had become even more dramatic, and had also gained an utterly absurd level of strength!

For example, one second Su Yan would be acting coy:

"Oh, I cut my finger. I can't do the task now~"

The next, she'd be carrying a hundred-jin stone chair with one hand and running back and forth.

Or take the time she got tired after climbing for four minutes:

"I'm so tired. I can't climb anymore. Carry me up~"

The netizens were furious and cursed her shamelessness!

Then they watched Su Yan chop down a tree with her bare hands and turn it into a sedan chair.

And when she ran into some punks who picked a fight, Su Yan egged the jerk on to fight them and promised she'd cheer him on.

The jerk believed her. When he turned around, he saw Su Yan blowing him a kiss from ten meters away.

"Giegie, you can do it~ You're the worst!"

The netizens scolded her for being heartless and said she didn't deserve to be human!

Then they watched Su Yan beat up the punks and the jerk with ease, and even become the punks' big sister.

Netizens: We're numb. Completely numb...

*

A rumor surfaced on a gossip site that award-winning actor Jiang Ze was hotly pursuing the famous drama queen celebrity Su Yan.

Everyone knew that Jiang Ze was taciturn and the entertainment industry's most unattainable heartthrob. How could he possibly chase after Su Yan?

His fans scoffed: "It's fake, it's fake. Come on, girls, let's go!"

When the variety show aired footage of Jiang Ze staying up late to write an apology letter for Su Yan,

his fans gritted their teeth and refused to admit it: "They're friends! Just friends!"

When they saw Jiang Ze lose out to a rival idol in the battle for her attention,

his fans grew furious: "Damn it! If you're a man, stand up! You're the official partner!"

In the end,

his fans waved their flags and shouted: "Damn it, girls, let's go! We have to get our guy out there!"

Then a famous paparazzo broke the news:

"Popular Celebrity Su Yan Seen Sitting on a Man's Shoulders, Sharing a Tender Gaze with a Shiba Inu!"

Her fans immediately recognized Jiang Ze and celebrated with gongs and drums,

before falling into a deep silence: "? How did we end up becoming a shipper fandom?"

The female lead really is a drama queen.

Su Yan, the most pampered drama queen princess in the entire interstellar empire, transmigrated into a book. She became a drama queen cannon-fodder character in a feel-good entertainment novel.

The System told her that if she didn't act spoiled, the empire's energy resources would go out of control, and the people who adored her would suffer from mental disturbances.

Su Yan might be dramatic, but she loved her people.

Su Yan pouted. "...Fine. I'll act a little spoiled."

*

One day, everyone discovered that the famous celebrity Su Yan had not only become more dramatic, but could also fight!

On a dating variety show,

she was asked to walk ten kilometers. After only four minutes, Su Yan pounded a tree with her little fist and started acting spoiled.

"I've been walking forever. I don't want to walk anymore!"

The netizens launched into an angry tirade. "You big..."

Before they could finish saying "drama queen," the tree crashed to the ground, and Su Yan grabbed a chainsaw and set to work making a sedan chair.

Su Yan said: "ovo I just want to sit more comfortably, that's all~"

A comment floated by: "You clever girl~"

*

Faced with a drama queen who was both dramatic and strong,

the guests who targeted her had no choice but to carry her in the sedan chair, while Su Yan crossed her legs, drank juice, and enjoyed the view.

Su Yan: "Li the Eunuch, Shun the Eunuch, keep the chair steady!"

The hottest singer and the arrogant composer swallowed their anger. "Yes, Your Majesty!"

*

When they unexpectedly ran into some punks who picked a fight, Su Yan egged the jerk on to fight them and promised she'd cheer him on.

The jerk believed her. When he turned around, he saw Su Yan ten meters away, shouting encouragement.

Jerk: ???

In the end, Su Yan got tired of wasting time and stepped in, knocking out the punks one by one!

The netizens exclaimed: "She's so dramatic! She's so strong! I love her!"

As she kept acting spoiled, Su Yan eventually became the entertainment industry's darling.

Su Yan: "These people are so strange. Do they really like being bossed around?"

Please add my upcoming novel, The Toddler Goes Viral After Raising Her Parents on a Parenting Variety Show, to your reading list!

Little angel Bai Xiaoqiu transmigrated into a book and became a five-year-old child with two deadweight parents.

Her father, Shen He, was cold and aloof, down on his luck, disabled, and gloomy toward everyone.

Her mother, Wen Ya, was a green tea, an obscure celebrity barely at the bottom of the industry rankings who still pretended to be a senior and bullied newcomers.

In the book, the two of them joined a parenting variety show. They treated the adopted child coldly, got mercilessly bashed online, and were cursed at by everyone they met. People even threw rotten eggs at them in the street.

In the end, an obsessive hater ran them over and killed them.

Bai Xiaoqiu had already packed her little schoolbag and was standing at the door, waiting to be adopted. "...!?"

She suddenly imagined herself wandering the streets alone, begging for food.

Bai Xiaoqiu clenched her little fists and made up her mind.

As a wonderful little angel, she would do her best to make her parents behave like good grown-ups and earn lots of people's love. She wouldn't let them die!

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#Shocking: Obscure Green Tea Celebrity Who's Always Up to No Good Is Taking Her Disabled, Gloomy Husband and Child on a Variety Show!#

As soon as the news broke, haters came out of the woodwork.

A rat's child is still a rat. This kid would surely be just like her father: gloomy, depressed, and cold toward everyone.

Anyone could tell that this kid would be a crybaby and a phony, just like her selfish, ill-mannered mother.

The other guests' children were so pitiful. They'd have to spend time with people like these. Hopefully, they wouldn't get bullied.

Day One of the Livestream

The little girl, cute as a doll, wore a tiny apron and stood on a stool with a serious expression. Holding a little spatula, she gave instructions: "No! I told you to add the oil before the salt. Try again. Good job!"

Shen He, who was usually cold and detached, watched from his wheelchair, while Wen Ya, who couldn't lift a finger, hurried to follow orders, scrubbing dishes and washing the wok before starting over.

Bai Xiaoqiu rested her chubby face in her hands and watched the two of them scramble around. She shook her head and sighed. "Teaching someone to fish is better than giving them a fish. I can't help you, so do your best!"

Viewers: ? This is what they call gloomy and depressed?

Day Two of the Livestream

While the other parents turned pale at the sight of a fierce goose, Bai Xiaoqiu held a goose in one hand and a chicken in the other. She calmly turned back to reassure them. "Uncles and aunties, don't be scared. Go sit in a row over there with Mommy and Daddy while I catch them. Don't run around, or you'll get hurt!"

Viewers: ? This is what they call selfish and ill-mannered?

Bai Xiaoqiu went viral thanks to her adorable looks and calm, mature personality, becoming the nation's most beloved daughter!

The only thing the netizens lamented was how weak her parents were, especially her father. He couldn't protect their little darling at all!

Then one day...

Netizens saw the disabled father in his wheelchair kick a bad guy flying, then elegantly carry his wife and child over his shoulder with one hand!

Theme: Live happily