When the Delicate Green Tea Girl Picks Up a Butcher's Knife

The blurb for my upcoming novel, "The Toddler Who Became Famous After Raising Her Parents on a Parenting Variety Show," is below~

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Su Yu, a big shot in the apocalypse, gets knocked unconscious by an apple and transmigrates into a showbiz novel as a delicate, fake-sweet actress who was mocked into oblivion. She lands right in the middle of a lifestyle variety show.

At this moment, the original owner is crying her eyes out because of the stench of the little pig in front of her, while netizens are furiously calling her a spoiled drama queen.

From holding a zombie head in each hand to becoming a delicate little fake-sweet with a tendency to cry...

Su Yu says: ...Whatever. So what if my tears come out like a faucet that won't turn off? I'll just wipe them away.

As Su Yu earnestly wipes her tears, the little pig snorts at her contemptuously.

Su Yu: ???

Is she too weak to lift a knife, or too weak to twist off a head? Now even a pig dares to mock her?

The Delicate Fake-Sweet System: [That pig is mocking you!! Make it taste the revenge of a delicate fake-sweet! Complete the storyline and earn the most blissful retirement life under the sun!]

Su Yu: Deal!

So Su Yu casually picks up the slaughtering knife. Crying so hard she can barely catch her breath, she brings the blade down in one swift motion and chops the pig's head.

The netizens who were mocking Su Yu as a drama queen: ...

Mom, help!!

The delicate fake-sweet princess has turned into Zhang Fei the pig butcher!!!

From that day on, netizens notice that Su Yu has changed. The more they examine her delicate, fake-sweet persona, the more off it seems!

Faced with a fresh, glistening cabbage,

Su Yu says primly, "I won't eat vegetables that cost less than a hundred!"

Then she turns around and adds two zeros to the cabbage's price tag.

At the celebrity sports meet,

while other stars bring thermoses of goji berry tea, Su Yu gets the full treatment from her male and female servants: red wine and steak.

Su Yu's fake-sweet persona veers further and further off course, yet she gets more and more famous!! When she's at the height of her fame, news breaks that she's dating Jiang Yunshen, the youngest and most handsome medical professor in the history of a top university.

Reporter: May I ask why you fell for Su Yu?

Jiang Yunshen smiles: Because she's kind. When I got lost and asked her for directions, she kindly gave me a map of the world.

Reporter: What!? A map of the world???

Su Yu: A sniveling little princess on the outside, but wild as hell underneath.

A lighthearted, hilarious story, with one goal: maximum fun!

The male lead appears in the second variety show.

A hilarious, doted-on toddler story.

Upcoming novel: "The Toddler Who Became Famous After Raising Her Parents on a Parenting Variety Show"~

The little angel Bai Xiaoqiu transmigrates into a book as a five-year-old toddler saddled with two grown-up deadweights for parents.

Her father, Shen He, is aloof, down on his luck, and disabled, treating people with gloomy indifference.

Her mother, Wen Ya, is a fake-sweet who can't even make it past the eighteenth tier of fame, yet keeps pretending to be a senior and bullying newcomers.

In the book, the two join a parenting variety show. They treat the adopted toddler coldly and get savagely attacked online. Everyone hates them, and even strangers throw rotten eggs at them in the street.

In the end, a deranged hater runs them over and kills them.

Bai Xiaoqiu, who has already packed her little schoolbag and is waiting by the door to be adopted: "…!?"

The image of herself begging alone in the street instantly flashes through her mind.

Bai Xiaoqiu clenches her little fists and makes up her mind.

As an excellent little angel, she'll work hard to turn her parents into well-behaved grown-ups, make lots of people like them, and keep them from dying!

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#Breaking: An obscure fake-sweet actress known for bullying others is taking her disabled, gloomy husband and their child on a variety show!#

The moment the news breaks, haters emerge from every corner.

A rat's child is still a rat. This kid must be just like her dad: gloomy, depressed, and cold toward everyone.

Anyone could guess that this kid is a whiny little faker, just like her selfish, ill-mannered mom.

The other guests' kids are the ones to feel sorry for. They'll have to deal with people like this. Let's hope they don't get bullied.

Day One of the Livestream

The adorable little girl, looking as if she were carved from jade, wears a tiny apron and stands on a stool with a serious expression, directing everyone with a little spatula. "No! I said add the oil before the salt. Try again, okay?"

Shen He, usually cold and indifferent as he sits in his wheelchair watching, and Wen Ya, who can't lift a finger, hurry to follow orders. They clatter around washing dishes and scrubbing pots before starting over.

Bai Xiaoqiu props up her chubby cheeks, watches the two flustered adults, and shakes her head with a sigh. "It's better to teach someone how to fish than give them a fish. I can't help you, okay? Do your best!"

Viewers: ? This is gloomy and depressed?

Day Two of the Livestream

While the other parent guests turn pale at the sight of a fierce goose, Bai Xiaoqiu holds a goose in one hand and a chicken in the other. She calmly turns around to reassure them. "Uncles and aunties, don't be scared. Go sit in a row over there with Daddy and Mommy while Xiaoqiu catches them. Don't run around, or you might get hurt."

Viewers: ? This is selfish and ill-mannered?

With her adorable appearance and calm, mature personality, Bai Xiaoqiu becomes an overnight sensation and the most beloved little girl in the country!

The only thing netizens lament is how weak her parents are, especially her dad, who can't protect their precious little girl at all!!

Then one day...

Netizens see her disabled father, still sitting in his wheelchair, kick a villain flying, then elegantly carry his wife and child over his shoulders with one hand!!

Reader's Guide:

1. Not realistic

2. A hilarious story

3. The parents are a couple. The heroine's love interest is a little demon. The heroine is a little ghost, a little angel.

4. Both parents are strong, and both are good people.

Theme: World peace