After Reincarnating as a Green Tea, I Became a Sensation in Showbiz Through Martial Arts

Completed: When the Delicate Green Tea Girl Picks Up a Butcher's Knife

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Jiang Ran was the greatest sword cultivator in the cultivation world. After failing her tribulation, she was reduced to ashes.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become a despised, whiny green-tea actress in an entertainment-industry wish-fulfillment novel.

And, to make matters worse, she'd landed right in the middle of a wilderness survival variety show livestream.

At that moment, the original owner had spotted a snake and was so scared she clung to movie star Chi Chi.

Jiang Ran: “...”

Just as the comments were about to erupt with insults,

Jiang Ran grabbed the snake with her bare hands at lightning speed and smiled at the camera.

Then she personally helped the snake shed its skin.

Chi Chi: “...”

Comments: ???

Wasn't this the same Jiang Ran who'd been whimpering over a falling leaf just a moment ago?

From then on, viewers realized the whiny, useless green-tea girl had changed.

She crushed rocks with her bare hands, stepped on a crocodile's head...

Viewers: ovo Sorry! I'll never call Jiang Ran a useless green-tea girl again. I'm the useless one, boo-hoo!

Chi Chi's fans noticed their idol getting closer and closer to Jiang Ran, and flooded Weibo with comments:

Baby, make sure you learn martial arts from your big brother!!

Little did they know, Jiang Ran had Chi Chi pinned against the wall and was kissing him.

This story is all about fun and thrills!! Please don't nitpick the logic.

A silly, happy story.

= Next story: When the Delicate Green Tea Girl Picks Up a Butcher's Knife

Su Yu, a powerful figure in the apocalypse, was knocked unconscious by an apple and woke up as a delicate green-tea actress mocked relentlessly in an entertainment-industry novel. She'd landed directly on the set of a lifestyle variety show.

At that moment, the original owner was crying her eyes out because the little piglet in front of her smelled so bad. The online audience was mercilessly calling her a fussy, spoiled brat.

From someone who used to hold a zombie head in each hand to a delicate little green-tea girl who cries at the drop of a hat,

Su Yu thought: ...Fine. So what if my tears pour like a faucet that won't turn off? I can just wipe them away.

As Su Yu was busy wiping her tears, the little piglet snorted at her disdainfully.

Su Yu: ???

Is my knife too heavy for me to lift? Can I not twist off its head anymore? Is even a pig allowed to mock me now?

The Delicate Green Tea System: [That pig is mocking you!! Make it taste the green-tea girl's revenge! Complete the storyline and earn the most blissful retirement in heaven or on earth!]

Su Yu: Deal!

So Su Yu casually picked up the butcher's knife, sobbing so hard she could barely catch her breath, and brought it down on the pig's head with a swift chop.

The online audience, who'd been mocking Su Yu for acting spoiled: “...”

Mom, help!

QAQ

The delicate green-tea princess has turned into Zhang Fei the pig butcher!!!

From that day on, viewers noticed Su Yu had changed. The more they got to know her, the less her green-tea act made sense!

When faced with a crisp, dewy cabbage,

Su Yu boldly declared, “I won't eat vegetables that cost less than a hundred!”

Then she turned around and added two zeros to the cabbage's price tag.

At the celebrity sports meet,

while other stars had insulated flasks of goji berry tea, Su Yu had a whole package deal: butlers and maids, red wine, and steak.

Su Yu's green-tea act got more and more outrageous, but she grew more and more famous!! Just when she was at the height of her fame, it was revealed that she was passionately dating Jiang Yunshen, the youngest and most handsome medical professor in the history of a top university.

Reporter: Could you tell us why you fell for Su Yu?

Jiang Yunshen smiled. “Because she's kind. When I got lost and asked her for directions, she kindly gave me a map of the world.”

Reporter: !?

A map of the world???

Theme: Be a good person.