The Little Taotie Ate Too Much on Livestream

Recommended upcoming novels: The Truth Is Out: All My Zoo Employees Are Monsters, Antiques Tell Me Secrets Every Day, and Venmo Me $50 and I'll Tell You How My Wealthy Husband and I Got Divorced Synopsis: The ferocious beast Little Taotie wakes after sleeping for tens of thousands of years, hungry enough to swallow heaven and earth. Just as she's about to eat a person, the Bureau of Demon Management catches her in the act and sentences her to a hundred years of solitary reflection. But since she'd eaten far too much in one sitting, the Bureau takes a more humane approach. After a brief lesson, they hand her over to a little demon assigned to help her adjust to human society. The little demon is an unknown internet celebrity, barely making a living through livestreaming. To keep herself fed, Little Taotie starts livestreaming too. On her first day, she wolfs down five jin of rice in front of the camera, alarming viewers so much that they call the police in the middle of the night. On her third day, she spends four hours eating hot pot and barbecue on camera. Her viewership skyrockets, and she receives so many gifts her hands are full. On her tenth day, she adds a product link to her livestream, and sales immediately top ten thousand. In just one month, Little Taotie goes viral for her huge appetite, gaining tens of millions of fans. Countless production teams invite her to appear on variety shows. On a parenting show, while the other children cry because they're uncomfortable in their new surroundings, Little Taotie uses her adorable, lovable face to charm young and old alike and eat her way through every delicacy in the village. On a work-themed variety show, while the other guests complain about sore backs, aching legs, and cramps to get out of working, Little Taotie raises her soft, pale hands and lifts hundreds of jin of lumber to trade for fragrant rice. On a poverty-relief show, while the other guests are still worrying about how to help local residents sell their produce, Little Taotie has already opened her livestream and called out in her baby voice, "Three, two, one, the link's up!" Her hundreds of millions of fans squeal with excitement: "Our sweet girl is so adorable! Buy, buy, buy! We have to make sure she has enough to eat." Suppliers, production teams, and government officials look at the soaring numbers and wave them onward: "Keep feeding her! We have to make sure she has enough to eat." With everyone feeding her from every direction, Little Taotie finally lets out a burp. She blinks shyly. "Oops, I ate too much~" Reader's Notes: 1. This isn't a power fantasy with a strong female lead. It's a cozy slice-of-life story about raising a ferocious little beast into a righteous, adorable Taotie with a loving heart. The main focus is the process of raising her, so enjoy watching her grow~~ 2. Potentially controversial points have been addressed in content warnings. If it's not for you, just click X and move on. I respect readers who want to share their thoughts, but I'll argue back and delete comments from people who read pirated copies and come here to complain, or who attack and condemn the author or readers. Recommended completed novels with young protagonists of the same kind: Shock! The Young Heiress Can Tell Fortunes Superhuman Little Girl Goes Viral on a Survival Show Recommended upcoming novel: The Truth Is Out: All My Zoo Employees Are Monsters They say a Shanhai Zoo has opened in the southern suburbs. The zoo has issued five rules: 1. Do not make wishes to the animals. 2. Do not agree to any of the animals' requests. 3. Do not make a show of yourself or deceive people in front of the animals. 4. Do not provoke the animals or look them in the eye. 5. Do not enter the zoo after five in the evening. Visitor A, born with a rebellious streak, doesn't believe the warnings and insists on making a wish in front of a pure white fox. "I wish I could have a child!" A month later, after years of infertility, the visitor is pregnant with multiples. Visitor B ignores the warnings and stares defiantly at a long-haired spirit monkey, which spits all over their head. A month later, the bald visitor has a full head of hair. * Zoo director Song Zhi thinks everyone will be scared off, but after a while... The area outside the white fox's enclosure is covered in offerings. Visitors line up, joined by many internet celebrities and young stars, praying devoutly: "Please bless me with a role in a new show, so I can rise straight to the top-tier stars." The area outside the long-haired spirit monkey's enclosure is packed with programmers in plaid shirts. Even a top-tier star sneaks into the crowd: "Divine monkey, please spit on me." The once run-down Shanhai Zoo suddenly becomes a popular tourist attraction. Netizens from all over flock there to make wishes and pray for children. Some even arrive on hospital beds, wearing ventilators, to make a wish. Song Zhi watches the mythical beasts transform into human form, lounge on the sofa picking their toes, scroll on their phones, and eat and drink. Who would have thought these toe-picking slackers were demons who could make people's wishes come true? Upcoming Novel 2: Antiques Tell Me Secrets Every Day Ever since Jiang Xi inherited an old antique shop, she's had two new secrets: 1. She can hear what antiques are thinking. 2. She's received an antique encyclopedia that she has to fill in. To complete the encyclopedia, Jiang Xi starts searching everywhere for antiques and cultural relics. At the antique market. A shopkeeper secretly hands Jiang Xi a small bronze wine cup. "Take a look, this is from the Shang and Zhou dynasties..." The little cup rolls its eyes. "That's right, I'm from last week! The unremarkable wooden lump next to me is over two hundred years old." Jiang Xi smiles and strokes it, then takes both it and the wooden lump home. On an antiques appraisal livestream. A nouveau riche brings out a well-preserved piece of brocade that cost a fortune and asks Jiang Xi to appraise it. "They say this was Emperor Kangxi's face towel. It even smells like dragon's breath incense..." The brocade looks disgusted. "Face towel, my ass! I'm a eunuch's butt rag. The shabby-looking one you turned down is the hand towel of the Yongzheng Emperor." Jiang Xi looks like she might throw up, but she holds back her disgust, buys it, and asks where to find the hand towel. On a national antiques appraisal show. A celebrity brings in a jade pillow passed down through their family. "Legend has it this was the pillow Wu Zetian used before she was married. Could you help identify it?" The jade pillow curses with a mix of warmth and fury: "You know I'm the noble pillow Wu Zetian used, yet every day you make me watch you cheat, hold orgies, and do drugs. Disgusting! What a disgrace!" Jiang Xi silently reports the celebrity and learns from the jade pillow where its good friend, the golden mandarin-duck pillow, is. After that, Jiang Xi uses her ability to understand antiques to learn where many more are hidden, working hard to find and recover lost antiques and collectibles one by one. Later, her antique shop becomes the museum with the most complete collection of cultural relics. Theme: You have to support yourself to make a living.