Twins Who Swap Looks: Brotherly Cosplayers [Crossover]

We all transmigrated, but not all the way. Looking at my brother's handsome face, so full of bitterness you'd think everyone owed him 6.48 million yuan, I decided this wasn't going to work. My brother: "Damn it, I don't speak Japanese." Me: "What a coincidence, neither do I. I'm too weak." My brother: "...Don't say that with Senju Tobirama's face." Me: "A black-haired, spiky Senju Hashirama with a face calm enough to study Flying Thunder God on the spot has no right to criticize me." Me: "Should we try that whole cosplayer-pretending-to-be-the-original-person routine?" My brother: "Who gave you the confidence that nobody would see through us?" Me: "We're brothers, bro! Don't be afraid of your own brother! What are you scared of? Trust my skills!!" My brother: "I'd trust a curly-haired baboon before I trusted you." Me: "Trust my skills! I'm the Drift King of Mount Akina!!!" My brother: "?? What does one have to do with the other???" Later... My brother: "Damn it, why is there a UK and US server too? Why are they so picky about my accent? Are they even human? Speaking English at all is impressive, okay?" Me: "Even SpongeBob wouldn't have imagined we'd end up crossing over here too. Can't be helped, the difference between American and British pronunciation is as obvious as braised pork ribs versus stargazy pie." My brother: "What can I do? I just have to forgive them, don't I?" Dependable, steady big brother who can swear without changing expression VS cheerful, carefree little brother who cracks weird jokes whenever he feels like it. The order's all over the place. These are the only ones I currently want to write: 1. Short-haired, spiky Senju Hashirama and long, straight-haired Senju Tobirama 2. Kokushibo with a forehead marking and fluffy hair, and spiky-haired Yoriichi Tsugikuni in a deep purple haori 3. Roman with loose hair and nine rings on his hands, and Goetia with a ponytail and a Chaldea uniform (Goetia and Roman aren't brothers, but if you round up, they count, I guess [?]) 4. Mycroft with a deerstalker, overcoat, and curls, and Sherlock in formal clothes, holding a cane 5. White-clad magician Kudo Shinichi and Kuroba Kaito in blue formalwear (They're not brothers either, but I rounded up again. Actually, there's hardly any difference if these two switch places, damn.) 6. Hinata Hajime with long, flowing black hair (?) and Kamukura Izuru with short, spiky black hair (There I go again.) Read before you start / Potential dealbreakers 1. This is a crossover of anime and comics, including DC and Marvel. There are no crack pairings for the side couples. Expect overwhelming power differences [?] and out-of-place joke warnings.jpg 2. Check the author's profile and run. Theme: Obviously, be yourself