Make Me Become a Monk, Right Now [Crossover]

Hello, everyone. My name is Kaihara Issa, and I'm a transmigrated high school girl whose only redeeming quality is being nice. I have a cousin named Kaihara Mao Onna. We've both been caught up in trouble because of our bloodline ever since we were born. And I mean serious trouble. Uncle Kaihara: "Wow, there are actually two people with the Lucky Lecher constitution. That's really, " Me: "Damn it, I'm not interested in any part of a man's body, upper or lower!! I'm!! Not!! Interested!! Not at all!!!!" Whether I walk into the wrong changing room and find a man showering in my house, or trip and grab someone right in the stomach, or lower down, I don't give a damn!!!! Kaihara Mao Onna: "H-huh? Hang in there!! At least Shu-kun and I got our happy ending!!!" Your guy just has an exceptionally simple-minded violent heroine constitution. The boys I run into are all major shonen manga characters, Mao Onna. Me: [exhausted.jpg] If the gods like watching people suffer for their amusement, then they shouldn't have existed in the first place. Saiki Kusuo: [I completely agree. Also, you should move your hand off my chest. The coffee jelly is about to sell out.] This is the power of bloodlines that even Kusuo A-Ma couldn't escape. Hahaha. [Flatly] A few things to know before reading: 1. The Lucky Lecher comes from the comedy shojo manga True Otome Confused Paradise. 2. This is a crossover with lots of old and new anime, featuring many popular and obscure male characters. The touching and grabbing are due to the bloodline, maybe? Lots of men are forced into the heroine role, but the heroine and the guys are basically just friends who insult each other. She doesn't really mind, and it's more or less like linking arms with her girlfriends. 3. Damn it, I'm absolutely giving Doctor Roman a happy ending!!!! 4. I can't decide between gender-swapped Zenin Maki, Saihara Shuichi, Hinata Hajime (Izuru Kamukura), and Doctor Roman as the pairing. Theme: None