[Lord of the Mysteries] I Loved Running Trains So Much, the Fool Silenced Me

Once, I had no idea what the perfect man was. Anyone who gets in the way of my career, I'll make him take my surname! There's no way I'll end up looking like a clown! Then I met Klein. Love at first sight sent me racing off in fluent dialect, talking a mile a minute: Hey, honey! Honey, look at me! Honey, don't I look just like your long-lost lover, the one you were separated from years ago, destined to reunite with, perfectly matched to you, and who fell in love with you at first sight? Smooch smooch smooch! Klein, who understood every word: ? [Terrified cat.jpg] After I finally wore him down and got him to agree to date me, he died. I cried for a long time and was miserable for ages. Once I'd pulled myself together and was ready to roll up my sleeves and beat the mastermind to death, Mr. Fool invited me into His organization. Gehrman is a lot like Klein. My long-dormant motor mouth kicked back into gear, and, just as expected, Gehrman shut me down. Maybe I was too noisy afterward, because Mr. Fool silenced me. What the hell, he shuts me down too! Let's see him try to shut me up for good!! My soul will always be free and unfettered!!! Then he really did just shut me up with his mouth. Damn it, Gehrman! I'm gonna kill you, you lunatic---!! After learning the whole truth, I said: Don't talk. Kiss me. Honey, smooch smooch smooch!! Honey, smooch smooch smooch!!! Gehrman (Klein): You didn't say that before, hubby :) Me: . You've changed, honey. Your secret identity as the Fool is watching, too. It makes me feel like I'm dating a whole bunch of people at once. 1. Everyone gets a happy ending. 2. The main pairing is obvious, but there are fun misunderstandings where my female lead's secret identity (which is sometimes male) and Mr. Zhou's secret identity get mistaken for a couple. [Take note] 3. There's no logic, characterization, or plot, but there's tons of silly everyday shenanigans. Theme: Who doesn't love Klein!!