Your Highness, Your Husband Ran Away Again!

The Stammering Little Husband (Completed)

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Synopsis

Song Yi accidentally transmigrates to an ancient world and becomes a ruthless assassin.

His very first assignment is to assassinate the seventh prince, the emperor's most favored son. But by accident, he ends up carrying the prince's child.

Carrying a child is one thing, but an assassin must never forget the rules of the trade!

The eighth time Song Yi tries to scale the prince's estate wall under cover of darkness, the old steward lets out a heart-wrenching cry from below:

"Your Highness, the head of the household is trying to run away again!"

The seventh prince catches him on the spot and asks with a dark expression, "You're seven months pregnant. Do you have a death wish?"

Song Yi calms down and gazes sadly at the bright moon. "People in my line of work put their lives on the line long ago."

"Then where are you going?"

"I'm going to... roam the world!"

In the courtyard, Song Yi's personal page cups his hands around his mouth and calls out, "My lord, the cook wants to know if you'd like braised pork or steamed fish!"

"I'm a grown man. I'll have both!"

"Aren't you going to roam the world?" the seventh prince asks.

"I'll roam after I've eaten. Food's expensive out there."

After saying this, Song Yi plants one hand on the wall and vaults over it. His belly bounces when he lands, making the seventh prince's brow twitch uncontrollably.

Extra scene:

Song Yi has angered the seventh prince. As they're settling down for the night, he suddenly jumps out of bed, stands there with his clothes open, and boldly announces, "Your Highness, I'll do a belly dance for you."

The seventh prince furrows his brow. "Hmm? What kind of dance?"

Song Yi doesn't give him time to react. He slaps his own round belly.

Smack!

The seventh prince jumps in fright.

Smack, smack!

Two more slaps. The seventh prince's eyes go wide.

Smack, smack, smack!

Three slaps, and Song Yi even rises onto his tiptoes and wiggles his waist.

Smack, smack, smack, smack...

"All right, all right! Stop that!"

The seventh prince hurriedly calls a halt and pulls him into his arms, holding him tight. He asks in exasperation, "What are you doing? Are you trying to scare me to death so your child can inherit my title?"

"What's wrong with that?" Song Yi replies in a lilting voice, twirling a lock of the prince's hair around his finger. He pouts and says unhappily, "I haven't even given birth yet. Wait until I have a boy before you die."

Seventh Prince: ...Thank you. How considerate of you!

1. Happy ending, childbirth.

2. A silly comedy. Please don't overthink it.

Theme: Enjoy a free and happy life with all your heart.