Next Book: The Fortunate Little Husband
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Blurb
Scheming, rugged top & silly, beautiful bottom
Yang Cen has had a crush on his roommate for two years. Unfortunately, not only is the other guy straight, he’s also homophobic.
But the internet says homophobia means he’s deep in the closet!
With his heart stirring, Yang Cen decides to test his roommate. He randomly picks a BL novel from a fiction site for them to discuss together.
He never imagined it would be a novel about husbands in an ancient setting.
Seeing his roommate’s expression grow uglier by the minute, Yang Cen knows his unrequited love is doomed to go nowhere.
But who could have guessed that the next morning, he’d wake up and find that he and his roommate had transmigrated into the novel? He’s become the richest hunter in the village, and a bachelor everyone has their eye on.
To get the matchmakers off his back, and to find his roommate who transmigrated with him, Yang Cen tells everyone he meets:
“I have a private affliction.”
“Right, right, right. I’m impotent. I can’t have children.”
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Lin He and his roommate have bathed together and slept together. They’re the best of brothers, as close as can be.
One day, his good buddy suddenly starts discussing a novel with him, and it’s a novel about two men.
Lin He, a “straight” guy who’s homophobic, says he can’t appreciate that kind of thing.
But the next day, karma comes for him: he and his roommate transmigrate into the novel.
The hardest thing to accept is that he’s become a husband!
His wicked stepfather wants to marry him off to a butcher who has already buried three wives, all to get a bride price and help support the household.
Lin He’s body has grown weak, but he refuses to go along with it, even if it means being beaten black and blue. Then he hears the matchmaker say that the wealthiest hunter in the village, Yang, is impotent, and immediately begs her through his tears to arrange a marriage for him.
Bonus scene:
After they start dating
Yang Cen worries his straight roommate won’t be able to accept the body of a husband, so he doesn’t dare ask for a child.
But one night, his straight roommate, sharing his bed, suddenly leans close to his ear and whispers:
“Husband, I want to have a child for you.”
1. Mpreg.
2. The bottom is a total silly beauty. If that’s not your thing, please don’t click in~
3. An ordinary life, with lots of author-created setting details
The Fortunate Little Husband
When Fu Bao was thirteen, famine struck his hometown. He fled with his family, but they got separated along the way.
Exhausted, hungry, and cold, he wandered in a daze with his only clay jar in his arms, arriving at Wuxi Village and sitting down outside the hunter Lei Yunshan’s home.
The night wind cut right through his bones. Wrapped in his tattered coat, Fu Bao began to cry sadly, and suddenly the door behind him opened.
He turned around, clutching a jar half-full of tears, and met the gaze of a sturdy, broad-shouldered man.
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Lei Yunshan’s family has no land and is dirt poor. The money he earns hunting in the mountains and doing odd jobs is barely enough to keep them fed. Now there’s another mouth to feed, and they’re really scraping the bottom of the pot.
Someone in the village takes a fancy to the refugee boy with bright eyes, pearly teeth, and a vivid red birthmark between his brows, a sign that he can bear children. He privately suggests to Lei Yunshan, “Your family is so poor. Why not sell the boy to me? You’d have one less mouth to feed and make a bit of money too. What could be better?”
When Fu Bao finds out, he fights back tears and clutches his broken clay jar, asking pitifully, “Big Brother, are you really going to sell me?”
Lei Yunshan’s heart aches. Tightening his belt, he says, “I won’t sell you. I’m strong and can stand being hungry. I can share half my food with you.”
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One promise, a bun broken in half, and a bowl of thin porridge so clear you can see the bottom: that’s how little Fu Bao and Lei Yunshan make do, yet they’re content.
In the gentle spring rain, they go into the mountains with little bamboo baskets to pick mushrooms. Under the blazing summer sun, they make jelly and sell it along the streets. In the crisp autumn air, they climb trees to pick fruit. When the snow lies thick and white, they cook a pot of pig’s trotter soup and watch the little ones build snowmen outside the window...
They live a simple life together, free of illness and disaster, happy to the end.
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1. Yang Cen stroked Lin Bao's face with one hand. He was so cute when he praised others just now. Seeing Lin Bao holding his other hand with both hands and stretching out his pink tongue to lick the mouth of his hand, Yang Cen felt thirsty. Lin He slowly licked her husband's hand bit by bit, licking it clean, then raised her head and asked mischievously: "My husband, if I kiss you now, will you dislike it..." Before he finished speaking, Yang Cen picked up his chin and kissed him fiercely. After kissing the young husband until he was exhausted, he let go and responded to the question just now. "We won't despise our own things, my dear." Lin He calmed down, snorted softly, stretched out his hands to push his husband down, and after he lay down, he turned over, put his hands on his chest, and sat down slowly. Yang Cen, who was calm and composed at the beginning, slowly turned into a look of disbelief, "What are you going to do? Get off quickly!" 2. "Of course I like to be with you." Yang Cen put his hand on his back, hugged him and kept kissing him, "Are you done? Do you want to go to bed now?" "I can end it now, but do you still want to continue? My husband, your little sun hasn't set yet." Yang Cen stroked his smooth back and said lovingly: "It doesn't matter. You go to bed first and don't worry about it." Lin He got close to the man's ear, first rolled up the thin earlobe and sucked it, and then said seductively: "Mr., I want to tell it to go down the mountain." "No, just go to sleep and leave it alone." Yang Cen refused, but he didn't expect that the young man was very stubborn and insisted on shouting, but he couldn't stop him. He could only lie quietly on the bed, grabbing the mattress under him with his long and strong hands, and pressing the other hand on the back of the young husband's head. Lin He slipped off his body, slept in his arms, rubbed his numb mouth, and said intimately: "Wait a minute, I'll rinse your mouth and come back to sleep. I will continue to tell you the story of the little bird tomorrow night." 3. The first story: Xiao Lin's Flowers and Brother Cen's Little Sun The second story: The sun is Brother Ceng, and the big snake is... (Let me fuck you)
Please push my pre-received articles. If you like it, you can click and save it~ "The Bandit Leader's Sweet Husband" When Chen Xiaoqi reaches the age of marriage, his father wants to marry him to a wealthy businessman in his forties from Shangma Town and make him his fifth concubine. As a result, on the day of his wedding, the escorting party was robbed by bandits, all the servants ran away, and he was also robbed up the mountain. He thought he was dead this time, but he didn't know that the bandit leader was going to marry him that night and also named him the leader of the village. After getting married, Chen Xiaoqi gradually discovered that her fierce bandit husband also had tender moments. Chen Xiaoqi's back hurt from sleeping on a wooden bed, and her bandit husband sewed two soft quilts overnight. Chen Xiaoqi had no place to bathe alone, so the bandit husband built a private room overnight. Qin Wu was born tall and thick, and his voice was as loud as thunder. Everyone was afraid of him. One day, his brothers went down the mountain and robbed a wealthy businessman who was doing evil. When they came back in the evening, they brought a little brother with them. Qin Wu was very angry and angrily scolded his brothers for not abiding by the mountain's rules: robbing wealth without robbing sex, robbing wealth without killing life. He asked someone to send his little brother back alive, but when he saw his appearance, he suddenly had evil thoughts. Qin Wu: Drag me back to the house and we'll get married tonight! During the bridal chamber, the young husband kept crying and crying. He cried so hard that his heart softened and he hurriedly tried to comfort him: "Stop crying. If you cry again, what will you do if you give birth to a baby?" But why did the young man cry even more after hearing this?
After taking it, don't they have a refrigerator? Take out their drinks and repackage them to sell them!
Answer: Xiaohe used PG to hit Brother Ceng's "little sun", but his movement was too slow, making Brother Ceng unable to get up and down, so Brother Ceng felt uncomfortable.
Congratulations on the completion~~~Spread flowers
My refrigerator is so powerful that it can be used everywhere 😏😏😏
Why go back?
Ahhhhhhh, why is it gone like this? There are a few more extra chapters. I don't mind buying more. Ahhhhhhhhhh it's so good.
After going around and around, we still met each other, I wish them 99
What are you thinking about when you go to the mountains on a rainy day and don't bring the wolf back?