Lin Yinyin has spent years going without enough sleep or food.
Her ultimate goal in life: Never let good food or a good night's sleep go to waste.
After transmigrating, she finally gets to sleep until she wakes naturally and eat as much delicious food as she wants.
Her carefree life as a happy freeloader finally puts a little softness on her bones.
The only flaw is that, through a stroke of bad luck, she becomes a concubine in the imperial harem. The emperor prefers slender, delicate beauties, and her soft, plump figure stands out among all the slim concubines.
So word around town is that the emperor's beloved, Lady Xi, has a face that makes fish sink and geese fall from the sky, and beauty enough to topple a kingdom.
Lin Yinyin's ultimate goal in life now has one more item besides eating and drinking her fill: outlive the emperor so she can leave the palace.
While the other concubines scheme against each other, Lin Yinyin snores away.
While the other concubines fawn over the emperor, Lin Yinyin eats and drinks to her heart's content.
While the other concubines mock her, Lin Yinyin tosses one of them right out the door with a single hand.
Just when everyone finally stops bothering her, the emperor comes around again...
A Court Lady who offends her gets demoted to Answering Woman. A Noble Lady who offends her gets demoted to Answering Woman.
A Noble Consort who offends her gets demoted to Answering Woman, while she... is still an Answering Woman.
Word around town now says that the emperor's beloved Answering Woman knows witchcraft.
A little scene
Lin Yinyin: "The Empress Dowager once said I have a face that makes fish sink and geese fall from the sky."
Yin Xibai: "My beloved, you weigh enough to sink not just fish, but huge ironclad ships too!"
Lin Yinyin: "The Empress Dowager once said I have beauty enough to topple a kingdom."
Yin Xibai: "My beloved, you weigh enough to march with the general and knock down the enemy kingdom's walls!"
The male lead is a total jerk early on, then becomes a doting husband later.
Up next:
My Lady Is Filthy Rich
Other people transmigrate and get a pocket dimension filled with rare plants, precious herbs, and spiritual springs and immortal dew.
Qian Shuyao is different. She gets a golden touch.
Every time she reaches into her pocket, out comes a gold ingot. She's so rich that all she has left is money, and it's a real headache.
Qian Shuyao's most heartfelt lament: "No one understands the pain of reaching into your pocket and pulling out money every time."
He Qianzhao always thought his Crown Princess was a little off her rocker, complaining about having too much money all day long.
But before he even ascended the throne, he discovered that the one who was off his rocker was actually him.
After ascending the throne, he had a different problem: his empress had far too much money. What was he supposed to do?
A little scene
1. He Qianzhao: "You seem to be in a bad mood, my love?"
Qian Shuyao: "I can't spend all this money. It's driving me crazy!"
2. He Qianzhao: "Everything costs money! Do you think silver grows on trees?"
Qian Shuyao: "Want some money? That's easy. Sing me a song and cheer this Crown Princess up."
Rival for the throne: "Where does He Qianzhao get all that silver? Does he think it grows on trees?"
When Tang Sanzang Became a Bald CEO
Tang Sanzang was suddenly caught up in a calamity and reincarnated in the twenty-first century.
He became a handsome, brilliant top student who was perfect in every way, except that he never grew any hair.
The White Bone Spirit searched high and low for her husband and asked the fairy Chang'e for help. She too made it to the twenty-first century, where she watched the bald top student grow into a bald CEO.
To avoid interfering with Tang Sanzang's tribulation, the White Bone Spirit couldn't reveal who she was.
She transformed into a long-haired underclassman and pursued the monk from school all the way to his company, determined to win him over.
A little scene:
1. White Bone Spirit: "Does this Buddhist scripture look familiar?"
Tang Sanzang: "I don't believe in Buddha. Lately, I've been thinking about believing in some kind of God."
White Bone Spirit: "...Why didn't Buddha just strike you dead?"
2. White Bone Spirit: "CEO, I'd like to go home for a visit."
Tang Sanzang: "You can have one day off."
White Bone Spirit: "My home is a bit far away. One day isn't enough."
Tang Sanzang: "How far away is it?"
White Bone Spirit: "I live next door to Chang'e. Ever heard that one day in Heaven is a year on Earth?"
Tang Sanzang: "I've heard that if you take one day off, three days' pay gets docked. If you take a year off, three years' pay can be docked."
White Bone Spirit: "..."
My Lady Is a Perfect White Lotus
Mei Xiner got swept up in the transmigration trend and ended up in an unknown dynasty, as a lookalike of Lin Daiyu.
She's so frail that a breeze can knock her over and a touch can make her cough up blood. The most frustrating part is that she's also become one of the emperor's women.
The key point: she's the most beautiful, but has the lowest status, so anyone can bully her.
The harem is full of schemes and deceit, and her pretty face makes her the target of everyone looking for trouble.
When the Noble Consort makes her kneel, she sways and faints. When a Noble Lady slaps her, she spits blood. When the emperor summons her to his bed, she can pass out for a whole day and night.
A little scene:
Noble Consort: "Answering Woman Mei, you..."
Mei Xiner raises a hand to her head. She seems a little dizzy.
Empress: "Never mind. Forget it."
Favored Consort: "Answering Woman Mei, do you know your crime?"
Mei Xiner furrows her brows and clutches her chest.
Favored Consort: "Never mind. You don't need to know."
Emperor: "My love, it's been a long time since you attended me."
Mei Xiner: "Your Majesty, the Imperial Physician said..."
Emperor: "Never mind. Just take good care of yourself."
How a Eunuch Became Empress
Su Xiaoyu has had the worst luck imaginable. The moment she opens her eyes, she realizes she's become a little eunuch.
Every day, she struggles to hide that she's a woman while trying to find a way out of the palace.
But by a twist of fate, she becomes the emperor's personal eunuch, and starts a chaotic life as The Outcast, above everyone but one and below thousands.
They say the emperor is cold and merciless.
They say the emperor is cruel and ruthless.
They say the emperor is vicious and brutal.
Those are all just rumors. Only Su Xiaoyu, who has experienced it firsthand, knows what the emperor is really like.
A little scene:
(1) Su Xiaoyu: "Your Majesty, I'm just a little eunuch. I can't attend you in bed."
Emperor: "If you don't want to be a little eunuch, how about becoming a little empress?"
Su Xiaoyu: "..."
(2) Empress Dowager: "I hear Eunuch Su has become Consort Su?"
Su Xiaoyu's inner thoughts: Actually, I'd rather be Dowager Consort Su...
Theme: Beauty fades, but inner beauty lasts.
How a Eunuch Became Empress
When Tang Sanzang Became a Bald CEO
My Lady's Wealth Is Unfathomable (Transmigrate into a Book)
You're Sick, You Need a Cure [Legend of the White Snake]
The Villain Refuses to Be Cannon Fodder (Transmigrate Into a Book)
There's a Mine in My Pocket [Book Transmigration]
Transmigrated into a Novel as a Spoiled Little Cannon Fodder [Book Transmigration]
Imperial Inspector Nie Xiaoqian [Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio]
My Tang Sanzang Is Cool, Flashy, and Overbearing
A Temp Worker at the Transmigration Committee (Quick Transmigration)
Don't Get in the Way of My Death [Quick Transmigration]
Venerable Monk, You've Broken Your Vows
He really looks like his biological father.
Well, the heroine is either poisoned or has amnesia, which is good.
It's a bit annoying, because it was free when I serialized it before. Now after entering V, I can't watch the latest updates, and I have to re-buy the ones I've watched before, which is really annoying...
It's obviously his own fault for being greedy, so what does it have to do with the male protagonist?
The prince was smart enough to book a wife early. No wonder the general was gnashing his teeth with hatred. He couldn't wait to marry his daughter as soon as she got hairpins, but she couldn't avenge him for taking her away from him. After all, he was the future emperor.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The confusion started when I was poisoned and lost my memory. I struggled to read this, but I couldn't figure out the significance of arranging these plots for plot advancement and character creation. Did the author let himself go? If you want to embody the innocence of the heroine, show her modern thoughts, or integrate her with ancient times, this is understandable, but some of the jokes are really too old and vulgar and unnecessary. The previous civilization clearly had its own style of writing, but the subsequent reading experience is very, very bad.
"Can't check anymore" is a big bug for the author~ Can't be worse
I was just happy, no more
Reply to the heroine: You are right because you feel guilty