A Survival Guide to Cult Films

When Shen Yunbai, who survived a cult film, is asked for the secret to his success, he earnestly lists three points:

First, find a husband.

Second, date your husband.

Third, date lots of husbands.

When he gets to the third point, Shen Yunbai smiles shyly.

“...It’s like cheating.”

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Reading Guide:

1. Soft, adorable airhead bottom x unhinged, obsessive top split into multiple versions

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