The Eldest Senior Brother Only Knows How to Groom Himself in the Mirror

When He Changsheng's parents gave him that name, they figured that this frail child would probably die before he came of age. He Changsheng thought so too. Until... He Changsheng not only lived to adulthood, but outlived his parents. With a body so weak he could topple at a touch, he became a model for the cultivation world. Hundreds of sects went under, and he was still full of life. He Changsheng: I'm seriously incredible. With a talent like this on their hands, Fuxi Academy, a gathering place for the cultivation world's most eccentric talents, wasted no time putting out an enrollment ad: Want to live forever? Want to stay young and beautiful? Want to achieve supreme cultivation in just a few decades? Join us now! A little odd-tempered? No problem. There isn't a normal person here, so don't be afraid. While his fellow disciples worked hard to advertise, mascot He Changsheng sat nearby combing his hair, straightening his clothes, and posing prettily. Under pressure from threats, bribes, and outright coercion, Lin Jian was forced to join. He Changsheng eyed the scrawny, ugly child and was quite pleased. He Changsheng: I happen to need a servant. Lin Jian: Senior Brother, go die (smiles). A fussy, spoiled, narcissistic top × a long-suffering (not really) scheming bottom After joining the sect, Lin Jian discovered that their senior brother seemed to want to do nothing but groom himself every day. He also discovered that his senior brother had a whole list of nicknames: Effeminate Senior Brother, Gorgeous Senior Brother, Viral Senior Brother, Hot Senior Brother, and Senior Brother Who'll Drive You to Your Grave Sooner or Later. Then Lin Jian discovered that his senior brother's ultimate technique was verbal combat. He didn't talk you into submission, he talked you to death. Everyone seeks immortality. They don't know that I've grown tired of living forever. This novel will be entering VIP status on March 11, starting with Chapter 23. Three chapters will be released that day. Thank you all for your continued support, and I hope you'll keep supporting the novel. Theme: A strong will and a steadfast kindness can lead to a better life.