[My next book will be Professional Simp, Beloved by Everyone. The blurb is at the end.]
[Set in a fictional world unrelated to reality. Please don't associate it with real life.]
Blurb:
Slayt Tower Rushyan is a rare S-rank male from the insect race, born to be noble and adored by all.
Yet in his previous life, his matched female chose a male with a lower mental-power rank instead of him.
He was spoiled, moody, and bad-tempered. The other male was gentle and believed in equality.
After appearing on a reality show livestream,
he gradually became hated by everyone.
Only after he died did he learn that male insects were gradually being taken over by a species called Blue Star humans.
Since male insects were rare, the Insect God decided to give him a chance to live again:
He had to be a good insect and turn over a new leaf.
After returning to the reality show livestream,
while the other guests worked hard to complete the tasks, he slacked off.
When the production team tried to guide him into cooperating and get more screen time, he went off the rails.
Just as he thought he'd once again become the least likable of the male guests, and the production team and other guests wanted to avoid him
the StarNet exploded!
The production team changed the tasks just for him.
The other guests suddenly all started acting close to him, sticking by his side!
The viewers inexplicably started shipping the male guests' friendship and bonds!
He was hated by everyone, but became the most adorable darling of the entire insect race.
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His former fiance's uncle is the Empire's most respected marshal.
Andrea Lin Chen is handsome, has royal connections, and is exceptional in every way. He's hailed as the insect race's guardian.
But he has one flaw: he's an asexual.
He seems to have no interest in males.
Rushyan always thought that although Marshal Lin had doted on him when they were young, he also disliked his pheromones, finding them too sweet.
But as they spent more and more time together
late in the show's filming, the usually disciplined and stern female's inner voice began to grow clear in his mind.
What smells so good? So sweet? I want to kiss him?
Holding him tight, obsessively sniffing the back of his neck.
One by one, the female's innermost, repressed thoughts revealed a long-hidden affection.
Spoiled, willful, universally disliked beautiful top x formerly abstinent and stern big shot bottom whose long-dormant passion finally catches fire
Note:
1. I'm bad at writing blurbs. The main story starts with him returning to life and joining the reality show.
2. Sweet romance, plot is secondary.
3. The top and bottom love each other.
Coming Soon:
1. Parents both dead, a sick younger brother, millions in inherited debt, and a broken heart.
Qi Li, once the young master of a wealthy family, falls to rock bottom.
With nowhere else to turn,
he becomes an undercover professional simp.
Rates set in advance, a master of time management.
As long as the money's right, he can act out a zero-out-of-ten love affair until you cry from believing it's real.
2. Gu Ye, captain of the school's basketball team, comes from a wealthy family. He's handsome and charming, with countless admirers chasing after him.
Most people give up after two or three months of rejection, but Qi Li, his number-one simp, is a man and persists for two years without any dignity.
He shows up in front of Gu Ye at the same time every day.
He's the laughingstock of Jing University!
Everyone says Qi Li loves Gu Ye to the bone and will never be able to leave him.
Even Gu Ye thinks so.
But one day,
Qi Li suddenly stops fawning over him.
Not only that, he turns around and becomes a simp for his archenemy
humiliating Gu Ye in public.
3. When Gu Ye realizes too late that his feelings are genuine, he asks Qi Li why and tries to get back together. But the devoted, single-minded Qi Li pulls out a price list
Scan to pay for a relationship. Rush orders go in the queue!
A sinister, possessive CEO, a disabled top-tier star, an aloof doctor, a refined scoundrel of a professor...
His former clients suddenly start creating their own love-triangle showdown.
4. Qi Li's first rule of professional simping:
As a professional simp, he only makes money, never catches feelings.
When the deal ends, the feelings go to zero!
Once he's made enough, of course he'll quit and enjoy life.
What? You all came after me, trying to compete for the chance to be my boyfriend?
Can a simp get chased in a dramatic second-chance romance too?
A fake innocent flower who only wants to work hard and earn money top x clients of every kind
Note:
1. I'm bad at writing blurbs. I really can't get the feeling across.
2. The top isn't what he seems. At work, he's a sweet, obedient simp; in private, he has a rich young master's temper and loves grumbling to himself.
3. Both are sexually inexperienced.
Theme: Stay true to yourself and live a wonderful life!
Are you finally enlightened and ready to start dating? I'll make the sweet plot spicy [poor]
The baby's little creamy strawberry was eaten over and over again [poor] [poor]
It's short, the tonic is so quick, I still want to see more of our Yan Yan
Insect King and Insect Queen: Huh? What did you say?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pills
Very bad Marshal Lin, very cute Yan Yan
Hahaha I know this question, but he made the mistake of imposing cause and effect [Caigou]
Baby, I want to see the meat. Can I give you some broth?
I want to see what the ellipsis omits! Such a delicious baby loves to eat more [dog head]
If he doesn't come back at night, what excuse are you going to make for him [bad laugh]