Do Androids Bite Circuit Boards?

Luo Yinuo is a scientist who makes a living collecting trash (not really). One day, he gets a job: invent a weapon to deal with freeloaders who want to visit Earth without paying for a ticket. Military personnel: "If they don't pay, shoot them down!" Luo Yinuo takes the job far too seriously and comes up with a terrifying weapon that could destroy an entire planet if it gets out of control. The first freeloader to come knocking is blown to pieces, reduced to dust in the sky. A bunch of idiots on Earth celebrate with wild abandon. Little do they know that the biggest bully in the galaxy has already landed, and is now very angry. Bully Sheng Lin: "You're the one who shot me down?" Luo Yinuo (innocently): "I only researched the weapon. I definitely didn't fire it. I'm just a frail scientist, sob sob." Sheng Lin has always thought the genius scientist looks familiar. Sheng Lin: "You look a lot like a robot I made when I was seven. It had eyes like green beans, and it was really ugly. It was also stupid, a real artificial idiot." The great beauty Luo Yinuo's mouth twitched. Sheng Lin: "I don't like robots, because I once made one that was supposed to love me forever and love me most of all. But one day, it abandoned me, leaving me alone on a desolate planet." Luo Yinuo smiled wryly. "That's a really sad story." To take responsibility for shooting Sheng Lin out of the sky, Luo Yinuo takes in this extraterrestrial human, while also needing to hide the fact that he is a biorobot. Every faction has gathered on this planet abandoned by humanity, all to search for an extremely dangerous weapon capable of destroying all of humanity in an instant. Sheng Lin finds the dangerous weapon and looks down. Luo Yinuo is crouching in a corner, chewing on a circuit board: ? Bonus scene 1 Luo Yinuo: "How did you know I'm a biorobot?!" Sheng Lin: "Next time, don't chew on circuit boards in the middle of the night." Bonus scene 2 As a love-companion biorobot, Luo Yinuo's heart pounds and his temperature rises whenever a human touches him. Sheng Lin: "I'm touching you. I'm touching you." A biorobot (artificial idiot), deadly and devoted husband x a domineering, deranged, somewhat gentlemanly wife "We robots want to be controlled, we want to be commanded, we want to exist for the sake of humanity. In fact, that's why I was created. Little boy who gave me life, my purpose is to stay by your side forever." The three laws of falling in love with a robot First, humans must love their robots deeply and never hurt them emotionally. Second, if humans do not violate the first law, robots must give everything they have to humans until death. Third, if humans and robots can both keep the first and second laws, may God grant them eternal love. This novel will enter the paid section from Chapter 22 on August 25, with a 10,000-character update that day. Thank you all for your support so far, and I hope you'll continue supporting me. Premise: Stay true to yourself, and the clouds will part to reveal the moon.