The Years I Taught the Protagonist How to Behave

Name: The Years I Taught the Protagonist How to Behave
Author: July Skiff

我教主角做人的那些年

by July Skiff (七月轻舟)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 216k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

[Next up: the silly historical danmei novel "After Being Possessed, I Transmigrated Back Again." The blurb is at the very bottom. Kisses!]

[Blurb:]

One day, Lu Xiangyu was hit by a System that fell from the sky, and learned that the world he lived in was actually a book.

The three male leads in the book were brothers, adopted as children by the wealthy Ning family. After their adoptive father died and they inherited his fortune, they fought over the story's love interest. Eventually, they became outlaws and even fought until they destroyed the world.

And if Lu Xiangyu followed the plot, he would become a vicious cannon-fodder character who fought the male leads for the love interest, pining for him, going mad for him, and even willing to give him his heart and kidneys. In the end, after trying to lay a hand on the love interest, he would be sunk into the sea by the male leads and fed to the fish.

Lu Xiangyu: "..."

System: "Luckily, the leads are still young, and the plot hasn't started yet. Your only task is to stop these three lunatics from destroying the world without killing anyone."

Lu Xiangyu nodded. "Understood."

The System was very pleased with his cooperation and offered a few plans. "You'll need a suitable identity to get close to them. I looked into it, and the Ning family happens to be hiring a cleaner..."

Lu Xiangyu shook his head. "Too much trouble. An employer-employee relationship creates a difference in status. It's time-consuming and exhausting, and inefficient, too."

The System thought that made sense. "Do you have a better idea?"

Lu Xiangyu: "Easy."

Several days later.

Lu Xiangyu married the father of those three lunatics.

System: "..."

Lu Xiangyu waved a hand. "The best way is, of course, to stand on the moral high ground and point fingers at them."

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Silly fun. Just enjoy yourself.

3. Check the character list for the pairing.

4. My completed old novel: "I Only Want to Be a Tech Geek [Interstellar]."

My next historical danmei novel is available to preorder. Add it to your favorites if you're interested!

"After Being Possessed, I Transmigrated Back Again"

Blurb:

Qiao Fei was accidentally possessed, switching souls with a spirit from another world.

Later, he transmigrated back and learned from a friend that the possessor had not only tried to seduce big names like the Sword Venerable of the Daoist Sect, the Holy Son of the Chan Sect, and the Demon Venerable, but had also repeatedly framed their cherished beloved out of jealousy. As a result, Qiao Fei was now infamous and penniless.

Qiao Fei: "..."

Friend: "It may be hard to clear your name. What are you going to do?"

Qiao Fei gave a cold laugh. "If it's hard to clear up, then I'll make the best of it and maximize my profits."

Friend: "??"

The next day, news that Qiao Fei was pregnant spread like wildfire. Everyone was shocked and made excuses to visit and gawk at the scandal, leaving thoroughly entertained.

Qiao Fei was also quite pleased with the generous gifts in his storage ring.

Step one toward getting rich was complete.

In private, everyone speculated about which big shot had fathered the child, narrowing it down to the Sword Venerable, the Holy Son, and the Demon Venerable.

Then, amid all the romantic gossip, the Demon Emperor, who had never once been named, suddenly stepped forward and declared solemnly, "The child is mine."

Qiao Fei: "???"

Everyone: "???"

Everyone in the demon race knew that Heaven had issued a prophecy: one day, the Demon Emperor would have a fated human partner whom he would love more than life itself.

But the Demon Emperor was devoted to the Dao and believed his heart was free of worldly attachments. He had always scoffed at the prophecy, even pointing to the perilous No-Return Abyss and swearing, "Even if I jumped from here, even if my body and soul were destroyed, I would never look at that human!"

Then, one day,

The Demon Emperor changed into the beast form of a phoenix chick and deliberately fell in front of Qiao Fei. He raised a claw, revealing a wound no bigger than a mung bean, and pleaded pitifully, "I'm badly hurt. I'll only get better if my darling kisses and cuddles me."

Qiao Fei: "..."

#Why Is the Mighty Demon Emperor Pretending to Be Adorable?#

#Demon Emperor: Don't ask. I really did fall for him.#

Reading Guide:

1. Lighthearted and cheerful.

2. The love interest isn't pregnant, and there are no children.

3. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

4. Silly fun, and that's all there is to it.

Theme: Stay positive and obey the laws and regulations

Stats

What these numbers mean →

77Chapters

7kFavorites

1.9kNutrient gifts

16.4kClicks per chapter

2.3kComments

In booklists 2

Longer Than Life

Dropped, abandoned, or updated whenever the author feels like it, haha

Level C

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Kav's Sword Tomb

You can tell from the title, right? Be careful when reading these authors’ books!

Level C

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After Being Possessed, I Transmigrated Back Again

You're Going to Die [Infinite]

After Leaving the Entertainment Industry, I Saved the World

He Always Tries to Fool Me

I Just Want to Be a Techie [Interstellar]

Reader comments 31

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Plot: I can kill you! Xiaoyu: Harvest daddy +1? Plot: I can never kill you again! Xiaoyu: Harvest mother +1?
15 likes4y ago
So is it a trap? Isn't JJ considering a complaint function? I didn't even say a reason, I just stopped updating it. It's so disgusting.
8 likes4y ago
Well! So you have to catch up on the finished novel and see the ending directly, otherwise the newly opened novel will be stuck in every chapter and it will be uncomfortable to read, and it may be a scam!!!
8 likes4y ago
If you don't update or post a leave request, I will really thank you.
6 likes4y ago
Please, either give me an explanation, agree on the return time, or solve V!!!
5 likes4y ago
Woo hoo hoo, don't update anymore, please withdraw some.
5 likes4y ago
First of all, I wish you a happy birthday. Secondly, update it, my dear. It's been more than half a year. If it doesn't work, let's solve v. Let me take these Jinjiang coins and read other books. Or you can update it. It's been such a long time.
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5 likes4y ago
If there is more, we will update it. If it is not enough, we will solve it.
5 likes4y ago
His mother! The one who became a monk hahahaha
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