Ridiculous blurb:
Lu Nian was reborn five years in the past and bound to a System that tasked him with saving the world.
But the System did nothing useful all day. It forced him to become a top student, and the teammates it picked to help save the world were all pretty unreliable.
During politics class, Teammate No. 1, who was also the homeroom teacher, spoke earnestly from the podium: “The world is material. Demons and monsters don't exist. That's all superstition...”
He sounded utterly righteous.
Then he turned around, and this self-proclaimed materialist came soaring down on a flying sword, chasing a monster and shouting, “Demon! Where do you think you're going?”
Lu Nian happened to be passing by. “...” So much for your promise not to believe in feudal superstition?!
Teammate No. 2, assigned by the System, was his deskmate. He was 1.9 meters tall, ruggedly handsome, and looked every inch the tough, steely type.
He must be reliable, Lu Nian thought, nodding with satisfaction.
Until one day, he showed up in a little pink skirt, clutching a fluffy teddy bear, swearing up a storm while pummeling people with his “tiny fists.”
Lu Nian happened to be passing by. “...”
Teammate No. 3, assigned by the System, was Lu Nian's crush.
Before Lu Nian was reborn, his crush could be a jerk, but at times he was still mature and reserved, kind to others, and able to turn the tide single-handedly and save countless lives.
After his rebirth, Lu Nian stared at the man with his indifferent face and icy expression, who seemed to say, “What do I care if he lives or dies? Get lost.”
Lu Nian: “...”
The System encouraged him: “The organization believes in you.”
Lu Nian: “I choose to give up.” Despair.jpg
Much later, Lu Nian finally understood one thing: the System's words were all lies.
This novel is also known as “My Teammates Are Seriously Unwell,” “A Look at That Idol Who Never Does His Job,” and “The Years I Spent Wooing (Scratch That) Getting Hooked on My Male God.”
Reader's guide: 1. A ridiculous, lighthearted, cheerful story.
2. 1v1, happy ending, pairing with Jiang Yinian.
3. Contains headcanon. It's a ridiculous story, so don't nitpick the logic. If you take it seriously, you've already lost.
4. Thanks to my harem member @Shu Tong Qi Xian for the cover. Mwah~
5. My completed ridiculous old novel: “I Just Want to Be a Techie [Interstellar].”
Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and kindness.
On a dark and windy night, our lovely Da Da disappeared again. When we arrived, only this novel she wrote was left.
Ah! It's been a week!
Wow, wow, after tying the score, I realized that the last update was last year. Ahhhhhhh?_? Heartbroken. Grief and waiting for updates. Ing
Wow, wow, after tying the score, I realized that the last update was last year. Ahhhhhhh?_? Heartbroken. Grief and waiting for updates. Ing
Wow, wow, after tying the score, I realized that the last update was last year. Ahhhhhhh?_? Heartbroken. Grief and waiting for updates. Ing
When are you going to fill in the hole?
Why should I come to see it? If I don't see it, I won't fall into the trap! Come back soon for more updates!!!
I'll pause this book for now, I'm going to go through the outline again.
I've been busy lately, so the updates aren't very stable QAQ
Only then did I realize that there was no update, and there was an extra day of QAQ when the error was determined.