I Just Want to Be a Techie [Interstellar]

The main story is complete.

The next story, The Years I Taught the Protagonists How to Behave, is ongoing! The blurb is below. Darlings, won't you add it to your favorites~

Blurb:

Gu Yi was a tech geek who rarely went out. The one time he did, he was targeted for assassination and somehow unlocked the skill "Turn Danger into Safety."

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The first time his starship was hijacked, everyone aboard was taken hostage. Not only was he politely escorted off the ship by the space pirates, he was also given an anonymous interstellar bank card.

Gu Yi: "??"

Interstellar Security Bureau: This guy is suspicious.

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The second time his starship was hijacked, Gu Yi was once again sent back without a scratch.

Before Gu Yi could even breathe a sigh of relief, he looked up and saw people from the Interstellar Security Bureau: "..."

Interstellar Security Bureau: As expected, he's suspicious.

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After an enemy attack, the Interstellar Security Bureau sealed off the scene. Gu Yi, crouching nearby, cautiously peeked out from under the counter: "..."

Interstellar Security Bureau: ...Why is it you again?

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The nth time his starship was hijacked.

Gu Yi: "..."

Faced with a greatly increased workload, the Interstellar Security Bureau: ...Can't you just stay out of trouble?!

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Years later, Gu Yi scrolled through the interstellar forums, looking at the trending posts with a world-weary expression: "Why Are So Many Criminals Being Caught?" "Is the Interstellar Security Bureau Actually Afraid of Him?" "A Look at the Man Who Has the Imperial Prince Smitten!" "Shocking! The Man Who Stunned the Entire Interstellar Community Actually..."

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Gu Yi: I just want some peace and quiet.

Someone: No, you want me.

1. Imperial prince and general gong (Ruan Changfeng) x tech geek shou (Gu Yi)

2. One-on-one romance, happy ending

3. Basically a silly comedy. Don't take it seriously, it's just for a laugh.

The next story, The Years I Taught the Protagonists How to Behave, is now underway. Little angels, please give it a little paw of support and add it to your favorites~

Blurb:

One day, Lu Xiangyu was hit by a System falling from the sky, and learned that the world he lived in was actually a book.

In the book, the three protagonist gongs were brothers, adopted by the richest Ning family when they were young. After outliving their adoptive father and inheriting his fortune, they fought over the protagonist shou. Later, they became outlaws and eventually fought so hard that they destroyed the world.

If Lu Xiangyu followed the plot, he would become a vicious supporting character who fought one of the protagonist gongs for the protagonist shou, pining for him, going crazy over him, and giving him his heart and kidneys, only to try to make a move on him and end up drowned at sea by the protagonist gong as fish food.

Lu Xiangyu: "..."

System: "Luckily, the protagonists are still young, and the story hasn't started yet. Your only task is to stop these three lunatics from destroying the world without killing anyone."

Lu Xiangyu nodded. "Understood."

The System was very pleased with his cooperation and offered him a few plans. "You'll need a suitable identity to get close to them. I looked into it, and the Ning family happens to be hiring cleaners..."

Lu Xiangyu shook his head. "Too much trouble. An employer-employee relationship creates a difference in status. It's time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it's inefficient, too."

The System thought that made sense. "Do you have a better idea?"

Lu Xiangyu: "Easy."

Several days later.

Lu Xiangyu married the father of the three lunatics.

System: "..."

Lu Xiangyu: "The best way, of course, is to stand on the moral high ground and point fingers at them."

Reading guide:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending

2. Silly comedy. Just have fun.

3. Check the character list for the pairing.

Theme: The protagonist is a tech geek who uses his technical knowledge to benefit humanity.