Blurb:
I, Shen Yiran, am the young master of the Demon Cult.
I have incredible martial prowess.
I have more money than I know what to do with.
My favorite thing in the world is candied hawthorn. I like collecting rumors from across the martial world, and my greatest pleasure is listening to gossip while eating candied hawthorn.
Recently, I met someone who has not only candied hawthorn, but also a newspaper. He knows every rumor in the martial world, though he doesn't look like a good person.
Perfect. He looks just right for our Demon Cult. I wave my hand grandly. "Buy him!"
Young master of the Spirit Sword Sect x young master of the Demon Cult
Transmigrated, chuunibyou, ridiculous top x seemingly aloof, ridiculous bottom
Reader's guide:
1. First-person narration.
2. Extremely ridiculous.
3. This is a crossover story. My side is told primarily from the bottom's perspective, while the CP, "I Always Try to Fool Him" by @Zui Zhan Ming Yue, is told primarily from the top's perspective. (P.S. Different perspectives mean different surprises!)
4. Don't nitpick the logic.
5. A light, casual story, written for fun and updated irregularly.
6. Ridiculous story currently serializing next door: "The Years I Taught the Protagonist How to Behave"
Completed ridiculous story next door: "I Just Want to Be a Techie [Interstellar]"
Theme: Core Socialist Values