The General Is Sick [GL]

This novel will go VIP on July 7. The chapters that will become paid chapters start with Chapter 32. Please check before buying so you don't purchase chapters you've already read. Thank you for your support. A twenty-year-old, chuunibyou, talkative college student gets struck by lightning and dies, only to transmigrate into the body of the Northern Han's greatest general. Do you think she's happy about it? Heh, not a chance! Ning Yu is the kind of person who has to lie in bed for three days after running a kilometer. She's a helpless, frail military idiot. How could she possibly be a mighty general? If anyone finds out, she's dead! To stay alive, she has no choice but to keep pretending to be ill so she can skip court. When the great general falls ill, the emperor immediately sends the head of the Imperial Medical Academy, Xia Yi, the greatest physician in the land, to treat her. One day, in front of Xia Yi, Ning Yu went "thump" and flopped straight onto the floor. Then she raised her foot and gazed at Xia Yi with smoldering eyes in an irresistibly alluring pose. "Imperial Physician Xia, my toe hurts." Xia Yi frowned, utterly speechless. Another day, while Xia Yi was grinding medicine, Ning Yu tossed back her hair and slumped down, speaking in an affected voice. "Imperial Physician Xia, my hair hurts." Xia Yi clenched his fist, barely managing to suppress the urge to slap her. The Nth time Ning Yu pounded on Xia Yi's door in the middle of the night, he couldn't take it anymore. He flung the door open and snapped, "Are you ever going to stop?" Ning Yu answered with utmost sincerity, "Imperial Physician Xia, I'm sick, and it's very serious!" Xia Yi replied with icy indifference, "Oh? This time, is it your leg hair or your fingernail?" Ning Yu: "No, no, neither! I've got a fatal illness where I can't live without you!" Xia Yi gazed at the person before him. Outwardly, he remained calm and composed, but inside he thought: What new scheme is this one cooking up? Chuunibyou, clever, loyal general x scheming, cold-faced, secretly flirtatious physician [A lighthearted comedy, a great pick for when you're struggling to find something to read] Seeking bookmarks for my next novel: Ji Xiaoji, who works part-time as a content reviewer for a website, transmigrates. Having read countless web novels, she isn't bothered at first. So what if she transmigrated? But the next second, she completely loses it! Why is it that other people who transmigrate get the VIP treatment, becoming princes, princesses, or generals, and spending their days happily building careers and falling in love, while she ends up in an adults-only erotic novel? And worse, she's become the weak, helpless, beautiful and miserable heroine, who gets taken advantage of however people please! The gorgeous women in this world have nothing but dirty thoughts on their minds. At the drop of a hat, they say they want to kiss her, hug her, and lift her up high! As a beautiful, helpless wreck, she can't push them away or escape. But that's fine. She might be delicate and soft, but she's got a sharp tongue! What do you mean, cuddle? What do you mean, kiss? What do you mean, hug? After a series of outrageous antics, she scatters a whole bag of cleansing powder over her own grave. Haven't they heard that women should keep their distance from other women? Long, long afterward... Ji Xiaoji, wiping her nosebleed: Oh my, big sis is gorgeous. I'm sold~ Theme: No matter what your circumstances are, face them with a smile, and you'll find plenty of joy!