[Genshin Impact] Bring Your Lolis! Let's Raid!

P.S. I'm writing "The Thunder God Raising Plan" next door. You can find it in my author column. Its blurb is at the very bottom. ~This story's blurb~ 1. Diona: This drink is definitely going to taste awful! Chuuya: So dandelions can be made into wine too. It has all these weird things in it, but somehow it's surprisingly good... Glug, glug, glug. Underling A: Executive Nakahara is drinking! Underling B: Pass it on! Executive Nakahara is smashing things while drunk! Underling C: Pass it on! Executive Nakahara has activated Corruption! Everyone: Run! 2. Qiqi is lying at the crime scene... Officer A: So young, and already... Sigh. Passing by, Toru: We have to catch the criminal! Qiqi: Qiqi is not a corpse. Qiqi is a zombie. Toru and Officer A: !!! Officer B: She's alive! Get her medical attention! 3. Sayu: Uncle Gojo, why are you so tall? Teacher Gojo: Call me big brother! Sayu: Okay, Uncle Gojo. Can you tell Sayu? Zzzzz. Teacher Gojo: ... 4. Klee: Huh? Conan, I didn't know bombs came in this kind too! Conan: Klee! Children shouldn't play with bombs! Klee: Jumpy Dumpty! I might make some changes? I feel like there aren't enough little girls to go around. I recommend HoYoverse release a few more little girls. Nods in JPG. Next story blurb~ "Is Chuuya an Adult Man or a Kid in Teyvat?" Cursed by karmic debt, rooted in Corruption. The Conqueror of Demons and Yokohama's calamity god. One meter sixty-two, one meter sixty. When karmic debt meets Corruption, perhaps a different story will unfold. Couple: The Too-Short Adeptus x The Little Dark Dwarf. (Xiao x Chuuya) P.S. I really am a Chuuya fan!!! "The Thunder God Raising Plan" Raiden Ei resolved to abandon her body and create a puppet, Raiden Shogun, then retreat into the sword Musou Isshin. But she never expected the tremendous surge of energy to tear open space. Musou Isshin carried her consciousness through time and into another world. She, the Thunder God, ended up residing in the body of a male high school student. Thanks, I'd rather not talk about it. On the rooftop, a hideous cursed spirit roared. Purple lightning tore through the upper half of the boy's clothes, and the hilt of a sword emerged from his collarbone. It lifted the boy's chin, forcing him to look up. The cool female voice in the boy's mind spoke again: "Draw your sword." Itadori, his mind blank, obeyed. A purple katana wrapped in lightning appeared in the world once more. "Do I have to teach you what to do next?" Swing the sword. Cut it down. Purple lightning roared as it tore the cursed spirit's body apart. Itadori: ... Megumi: ? Gojo: ! Click here to watch Itadori draw a sword from his chest (crossed out). P.S. The Thunder God herself won't be drawing a sword from anyone's chest. I don't think that would get past the censors. P.S. The heroine is the Thunder God herself. Don't ask. She's incredibly powerful. The pairing isn't decided yet. I'll choose someone as the story develops. There may not be a pairing at all; we'll see. Actually, I just haven't made up my mind (x). Most importantly, everyone loves a beautiful big sister. If there's a one-sided crush, it will have to be on the side of the heroine; it won't go beyond friendship. Theme: Keep your heart facing the light, embrace the future, and heal people with cuteness!