The Genshin Impact Girl-Raising Handbook

What happens when Genshin Impact's little girls transmigrate and become someone's daughters! Part 1: We need a dad who'll dote on us One year after the death of the Star Religious Group's leader. Qiqi: Daddy, I'm here. WTW: ??? WTW: Who's your mom? Qiqi: Her surname is Xia. WTW: ???? Part 2: Bourbon's undercover make-believe game The first day Sayu was adopted: Daddy isn't home. The Nth day Sayu was adopted: Daddy isn't home. Sayu goes to sleep: Daddy's working at a hotel. Sayu wakes up: Daddy's working at a cafe. Sayu: ...He's working way too hard! Part 3: Natsume's two cats + Boss Mori's summoning mishap Diona: The drink I make this time is going to be so disgusting it'll blow up! Nyanko-sensei: Hey! This drink's pretty good! -Catfight- Natsume, a winner in life with both cats in his arms: All right, Nyanko-sensei, don't bully Diona! -- After learning that he had daughters in another world, a certain boss said: So summoning is an option too? Let me see which little girls are available... Ah! Little girls are the world's treasures! I want them all! But if I can only have one, I'll pick Klee! She's incredibly strong, and her destructive power will come in handy here! Summoning... A flash of golden light, and Zhongli appeared! The tall, handsome man opened his adorable red eyes and winked at him. "Ta-da-da-da~" After finally sending Zhongli away, the boss declared that a lolicon never gives up and tried summoning again. Klee! Come out, Klee! A burly muscleman, Itto, slowly appeared in the golden light and spoke in a falsetto: "Klee's here~ Jumpy Dumpty~" Buy osmanthus flowers and drink wine with me, Arataki Itto is the best in the world! A certain famous organization's leader: Thanks for asking. I've been utterly destroyed. Part 4: The Zoldycks' real and fake daughters. Nahida: I'm the daughter you had with a pregnancy stone. Look at my pure white hair. Illumi: The ends are green. Nahida: ...Even the God of Wisdom is running out of things to make up. Illumi: If you want to claim someone's your father, investigate first. Forget personality, at least look like him. See that redhead with golden eyes over there? He obviously looks like Hisoka's daughter. Dori: Selling canned knowledge! There's a raffle, too! Illumi: That money-grubbing attitude... why does it seem familiar? Nahida, quickly changing her story: I'm sure you've noticed that she's actually your daughter, the one you had with Hisoka... Illumi: Cat shocked. Cat runs away. ##A Few Warnings## 1. Raising kids is the main focus, and daily life sets the stage for the plot, so cherish the sweet everyday moments. 2. Zhongli and Itto are based on fan memes in the blurb. I'll give them a reasonable explanation in the story, but they'll still be out of character compared to the original, so be warned. 3. A few unconventional pairings appear for comedic suffering. There are no inappropriate relationships between men, and the daughters are only being fostered temporarily. 4. "Fairy Blossom Linglong" refers to Yaoyao. You can pretend this is a Yaoyao blurb. ( ) Theme: Family love conquers all!