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Gu Chichi, the most popular chef in the post-apocalyptic world, transmigrates into the body of a pretty-boy idol. Rumors fly that she's clinging to a Best Actor and fawning over a senior singer...
Gu Chichi's response: Nothing matters more than being strong and healthy, and eating well.
Can you eat rumors? Can you eat haters? No? Then forget it. I'd better find something I can eat!
Like going on a variety show, where I can eat and drink at the show's expense and make money, too!
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On the nation's first wealth-building variety show, I Want to Be the Boss, haters sneered before it even aired: If Gu Chichi has the brains to open a shop and make money, I'll eat a shoe sole on livestream!
On the day Gu Chichi's barbecue stall opened, customers lined up from the end of the street all the way to the street corner. Gu Chichi wolfed down skewers until her mouth gleamed with grease while turning them over on the grill with her other hand.
Hater 1: The food in my bowl suddenly doesn't taste so good...
Hater 2: Where is it? I'll get a cab there right now!
Hater 3: This seasoning would make even a shoe sole taste good!
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On the dating show The Mystery of a Heartbeat, Best Actors, rising stars, handsome men, and beautiful women all gathered together.
Gu Chichi had no interest in dating. She was devoted to the kitchen and making delicious food. By the time filming wrapped, everyone had gained ten pounds.
A certain Best Actor publicly cleared up the rumors: "Chichi never clung to me, but now I want to cling to her. Her cooking is just too good!"
The senior singer rumored to have been fawned over by Gu Chichi sang her praises every day: "Waaah, darling Chichi is beautiful, has beautiful hands, and an even more beautiful heart. When are you going to send me the braised dishes you promised?"
Viewers who watched the show: We didn't smell any romance, but we did smell delicious food!
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On the celebrity-fan variety show Starry Road, where stars meet their fans up close, everyone else's scenes were all flowers and applause, touching tears, and romantic beauty.
Gu Chichi and her fans were a different story: Bring your own bowls and chopsticks tomorrow, and help wash the vegetables when you get here. It looked just like a village banquet, bustling and lively.
Other stars' fans: I can't stop drooling. Is it too late to switch sides?
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Gu Chichi became famous and rose to top-tier star status. But once she'd made enough money, she wanted to leave the industry and go home to focus on eating and drinking.
Viewers, production crews, and friends in the industry: Don't go! Save our taste buds!
The young, handsome president of her agency recalled how delicious the food had been: Keep her here at any cost!
Subordinate: How about you do us a favor, Boss, and offer yourself to her?
Announcement: This novel will enter the paid section on April 15, starting from Chapter 15. Thank you for your support!
--Here comes a new pre-release!
I'm the Kindest Person in the Entertainment Industry
Gu Zhi transmigrates into the role of a cannon-fodder female character in an entertainment-industry novel.
The character is the heroine's half-sister, sharing the same mother. Her only purpose is to highlight how much everyone dotes on the heroine.
As for her, her dad doesn't care for her and her mom doesn't love her. All she has is a mansion and a bank card with seven figures on it. She's lonely, bored, and cold.
Gu Zhi: I have all that, so what more could I ask for? I'll retire and enjoy life!
Ding! Good Person System coming online: Host, you have only three days of life left. You need to receive thanks from others to extend your life!
Gu Zhi: Damn! It's not easy being a rich lady these days!
To stay alive, Gu Zhi returned to her old line of work.
Gu Zhi joined the trainee competition and group-debut livestream variety show Sisters of Limitless Charm as an intern. She filmed a solo performance video for a once-popular female star and was mocked for overestimating herself. But when the finished video came out, it went viral and broke into the mainstream.
Fans: Our girl is so talented! You made our sister look so beautiful. Every frame is making me swoon. Waaah, thank you, thank you!
System: 10,000 gratitude points received.
The System was shocked: Is this the power of fandom?
Gu Zhi helped a floundering boy band film an MV, coached their moves, toned down their greasy vibe, and loosened their collars and ties. "You don't want a man who's bursting with confidence. You want one who's handsome and doesn't know it. Get it?"
The MV broke records on its first day, instantly hit the trending topics, and had the whole internet talking.
Fans and passersby: She's practically a goddess of mercy, showering blessings on all us fans! Hah, hah!
Gu Zhi: Look, they even call me a goddess of mercy. I'm a good person, and I never cheat anyone, young or old!
The System hesitated: I'm not very experienced, so don't try to fool me!
Then, over 100,000 gratitude points came in.
Gu Zhi helped actors and actresses film vlogs, creating sweetness fit for the human world and an absolutely perfect atmosphere.
Fans: Our girl gets it. Cupid's on the job! Thank you!
The System was numb: Over 100,000 gratitude points received.
The celebrities Gu Zhi filmed became famous, and she did too, becoming the woman who united all the fandoms!
Of course, she survived.
To celebrate having a secure lifespan in this life, Gu Zhi decided to throw a huge birthday party.
That night, fans from across the fandoms gathered to sing a birthday song. The scene was a hundred times livelier than a Haidilao restaurant's promotional event: "Listen as I say thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm..."
Pre-release 2
A Guide to High-Quality Parents
Instead of pushing your kids to excel, work on yourself!
As the first couple in the Quick Transmigration Bureau to earn their parenting certificates, Gu Xi and Shen Qingsong had a deep understanding of this: "Our goal is to become high-quality parents!"
If children who were abandoned and given up on had different parents, might their lives turn out differently?
1. Raising kids in the new millennium: Shocking! A child was switched at birth in the 2000s. What did the heartbroken parents do?
2. A modern large family: Four daughters at home, each with a different father and mother. What do Mom and Dad say behind closed doors...
3. Raising kids in the 1990s: The child is reborn? The amnesiac parents excitedly hug their child: We're counting on you to take care of this family!
4. Raising kids in the apocalypse: Can children grow up amid the disasters of the apocalypse? Calm parents: Don't worry, we've got a pocket dimension!
More worlds to unlock. The main story is a feel-good daily-life tale about building a career and raising children.
Many years later, Gu Xi and Shen Qingsong wrote these words in A Guide to Quick-Transmigration Parents:
Child, if you've suffered, we'll make up for it with happiness.
Child, if you have a wish, we'll make it come true.
Child, if you want to soar, we'll wait for you to come home.
We hope to bring you happiness and joy.
We hope your world will be better because of us.
Child, thank you for becoming ours!
Theme: Women should stand strong on their own
Promise yourself? I guess Mr. Lu is eager to go with Chi Chi to get the certificate now!
Mr. Lu has probably already thought about how many babies he will have, hahahahahaha
The flag of losing money to eat has been raised hahahahaha
Sister, you said the opposite! It's because you didn't like eating before, but in our sister Chi's heart, your status is probably not as good as a piece of biscuit ~ Hahahahahahaha
This is purely an open ending, too open ended.
Contract or marriage application
I want to see Dada write the doomsday script!! The family-friendly four-person team upgrading to fight monsters really impressed me!
Both extras are so fat.
It's nice to watch, but the ending is too rushed and a bit unfinished
It ended too quickly, right?