I'm Losing It! My Marriage Match Says the Child Is Mine

Xian Yu had a dream.

When she awoke, she couldn't remember anything else, only that she wasn't a daughter of the Xian family.

Half a year later, the Xian family's real daughter returned.

Once that happened, this fake heiress wouldn't be able to lie flat and enjoy a life of luxury anymore.

Xian Yu accepted the truth.

After all, she was a lazy fish. Wasn't lying flat the same wherever she did it? If life got tough, she'd just spend less. Stay calm and take things as they came.

But what was going on here?

Her arranged-marriage partner, or rather, the partner whose engagement had just six months left, Bai Yiran, had brought a girl over and brazenly declared:

"This is my daughter with you."

Xian Yu: ???

She was so much of a lazy fish that she thought dating was too much trouble. She'd never even held a boy's hand. How could she have a daughter?

And with the arranged-marriage partner she was about to break off with, no less?

Xian Yu: "Did you give birth to her? Asexual reproduction?"

Bai Yiran closed his eyes and handed over a DNA test report.

After reading it, Xian Yu was completely stunned.

Holy crap! A lazy-fish fake heiress like her and the wealthy family's famously driven true heir had actually had a child!

*Mini-scene:

Bai Yiran had never doubted the reality of the world so much.

A minute earlier, a little girl had appeared out of nowhere and hugged his leg, sweetly calling him "Daddy"...

He lowered his head to examine her, meeting the little girl's lively, round eyes.

Suddenly, he remembered that his arranged-marriage partner, Xian Yu, had eyes just like hers.

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Meng Wanyi had a government job in the Underworld as Meng Po. She spent her days slacking off, perfectly demonstrating how great it was to have a secure position among the dead.

But her boss wouldn't let it go!

"Meng Wanyi! Look at what you've done!"

"This child drank your Meng Po Soup three days ago. It must have tasted so bad that some of it leaked through again! The kid is only two and already talking about how they died in battle in their last life!"

Meng Wanyi stood on tiptoe to look at her boss's phone. "Boss, you said it was a good thing, too. Look, the comments say a hero has returned. No one's complaining."

She patted her boss on the shoulder. "Don't worry, my Meng Po Soup is definitely effective! The occasional mistake is still within acceptable limits."

"It's just..." Meng Wanyi said guiltily, "it tastes a little bad..."

For patting her boss on the shoulder, Meng Wanyi was sent to the mortal realm to study culinary arts!

Meng Wanyi: ...This is abuse of power for personal revenge!

The mortal world was full of overworked wage slaves, but slacking off was non-negotiable. If there were no opportunities to slack off, she had to make some.

She looked at the traditional Chinese medicine clinic next door.

Heh heh!

A beautiful food blogger specializing in healthy meals had taken off online.

[I went because of all the hype. That herbal medicine flavor is so authentic... They definitely didn't skimp on the ingredients!]

[Why don't you mention that after eating it, you'll never want another bite of this blogger's food for the rest of your life? Sob, I'm sorry. I'll take better care of my health and stop taking medicine!]

[Ten out of ten! My kid refused to eat, so I brought them here. After one bite, they hugged me and said, "Mom, your cooking is so good!"

They never became picky about food again!]

[The world is going downhill. It's terrifying!]

Meng Wanyi was baffled. Everyone said her cooking tasted bad, so why were more and more customers coming?

Boss, if you don't transfer me back soon, I'll become a top food blogger!

And to the young doctor at the traditional Chinese medicine clinic next door: even though you're as handsome as Pan An, tall, and long-legged, a human and a ghost can never be together.

She doesn't do long-distance relationships!

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