(Harry Potter) I Don't Like Ron

Molly was overjoyed when she got into Hogwarts and was sorted into her favorite house, Gryffindor. The part she liked least was that, for some reason, everyone thought she and Ron were a couple. First year: Friend: "You're always with Ron. Do you like him?" Molly: "I don't like Ron." Ron: "?" Third year: "Do you like Ron?" Molly: "I don't like Ron." Ron: "What??" Fifth year: "Do you like..." Molly: "I don't like Ron!!" Ron: "?? Why don't you like me?" After graduation, whenever Molly thought back on this, she would wake from a nightmare and shout, "I really don't like Ron!!" Then Ron would stick an arm out from under the covers. "Go back to sleep. I'm so tired." Molly: "?" The childhood-sweethearts trope. Vote for a Ron with a real boyfriend vibe. Theme: Vote for Ron.