Repost blogger Yu Yuzi's Weibo "Yan Yaoyu"
Peter Parker has a neighbor sister who is fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. It's natural that he likes her, but it's unreasonable that she also likes him!
Peter: "I, I, I, I, I bought two movie tickets so we can go watch them together?"
Neighbor sister: "Would you like to go [beep——] together after watching this?"
Peter: "?!!"
Neighbor sister: "I was joking."
The dirty big sister and her puppy boyfriend.
