(HP) Execute the Draco Protection Plan

Jacob of Slytherin is a pale, cool witch with messy short hair and devastating good looks. Then someone saw Jacob on the school grounds with the young Master Malfoy, who had just started school. Jacob patted him on the shoulder. "Don't be afraid. If you fall, I'll do everything I can to catch you." Draco was touched. "You're the one who's going to fall, damn it! Aaaaaah!!" Draco's feelings for Jacob: [At first] #What do I do about this super annoying upperclasswoman? Any way to get rid of her?# [Later] #What do you do when your girlfriend is more boyfriend material than you? Asking for a friend, urgent# #No, he refuses to admit she's his girlfriend. He doesn't have a girlfriend like that!!# #Can drinking milk really make you taller?# [Later still] #What do you do when your girlfriend won't admit she's your girlfriend? Asking for a friend, urgent#