[Harry Potter] Who’s the Real Bastard?

Draco Malfoy had been a bastard ever since he was a child, bullying boys and girls alike (?) and doing every awful thing imaginable.

Then someone knocked his teeth out.

Draco: ???

Draco: Hey, you! Stop! Come back! Come back!! My tooth!

The daughter of the Scamanders next door has been a little annoyed lately.

Ever since she got into a fight with a rude Slytherin, he's been following her around every day. What is wrong with him?

Draco: ??? I just want my tooth back, damn it!

Scamander: ??? Oh, sorry. Here you go.

Draco, holding his tooth: ???

Scamander: ??? Why hasn't he left yet?

Draco: ...Why haven't I left yet?