I'm Oda Sakunosuke, a cold-blooded girl killer. Ah, not that kind of girl killer. I mean that I'm an assassin and, technically, a girl myself.
Today, after completing a job, I encountered a very strange event.
After picking up a book, I was caught up in a time-related ability singularity:
In the first world, an executive of the Port Mafia asked if I wanted to become his direct subordinate.
In the second world, a member of the Armed Detective Agency asked if I wanted to be his colleague.
In the third world, a prisoner locked up in a strange place asked if I could help him escape.
In the fourth world, the boss of the Port Mafia asked if I wanted to become his secretary.
In the fifth world, a boy my age who had the same book as me asked if I would die with him.
They all called me Oda Sakunosuke. It was a strange way to address me, but once someone had called me that, I couldn't forget it.
Since I never stayed in any of the worlds for long, I agreed to all their requests.
But when I returned to my own timeline, they followed me and asked when I was going to marry them.
It's really quite a headache.
1. This was inspired by Osamu Dazai getting out of prison.
2. For a similar story, check out the upcoming novel The Five-Way Split Oda in my author page.
3. My headcanons are everywhere.
Saved on October 5, 2021
Theme: All living beings are equal.
