The Whole Forum Is Watching Wei Lan Fall in Love

One day, a post was pinned to the top of the forum.

[Click here to watch zw have a meltdown. The new Wild Dog IF line is now officially serialized!]

Three hours later, the forum exploded.

[Holy crap, am I seeing things? Did Verlaine hit his head? Why is he grabbing his partner and calling him wife?!]

[Hell, a path I never imagined.]

[One of life's three great questions: If your wife and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save? French Blockhead Limited Edition, the explosive sequel after the wife and your little brother fall into the water, who do you save?]

[VerRan fans are ecstatic. This is confirmed, right? This is confirmed, right? The sweet little couple better stay together forever!]

[VerRan took Chuuya away, Flag Club's Tachihara dodged the death flag, the whole police academy group survived, and the Red Team lost the Sword Butterfly. Quick, say thanks, Verlaine!]

[Thanks, Verlaine! (Very loudly)]

[Wake up, person above me! Did you wander into the wrong fandom?!]

Verlaine: (Turns off the computer, desperately pinches his philtrum.jpg)

After being caught in the explosion that gave birth to Arahabaki three times and finishing zw's masterpiece, Verlaine fought the urge to assassinate the author. He worked hard to win his wife over and finally got their marriage certificate, only to be knocked back to Yokohama by a meteorite.

On his left was his wife, who had lost his memories again (Rimbaud). On his right was his newly born younger brother (Chuuya). He thought of his wife and brother enduring the horrendous 996007 work schedule at a certain port organization, then remembered the lonely future of his big brother in the basement, and came up with a famous saying.

Verlaine: Only children make choices. Adults take everything.

And so, he grabbed them both and ran.

From then on, the new Wild Dog IF storyline ran off like a wild horse. What had been an action series full of outsmarting opponents and special abilities turned into a romantic slice-of-life series.

While the Three-Part Structure of Yokohama was being built, VerRan were having a candlelit dinner.

While Matsuda Jinpei was defusing a bomb, VerRan were kissing on a Ferris wheel.

While the Red King was dropping his sword, VerRan were taking Chuuya to and from school.

Verlaine: ...How is any of this everyday life? Can't you let us have a normal date?! Why does something always go wrong every time we go out?

And what the hell is this forum? Why are you all calling my wife your wife? Don't you have wives of your own?!

The forum was confused too.

[Why does Verlaine always run into an accident every time he goes on a date?]

[Everyone, a new member of the Scriptwriting Squad has appeared. As befits the Messenger of the Storm, an Transcendent who kills without batting an eye!]

[Why think so much? Ship them! All of you, ship them! Let your brains fly away! VerRan is such a good ship!]

[zw! Please give us more meltdowns like this!]

Theme: Love and peace.