Everyone Thinks I'm a Big Shot

[Bad news: Xu Zichen has transmigrated into a good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots.] [Good news: Xu Zichen has bound himself to a livestream System, and livestream points can turn into spiritual energy for him to use.] In this world of cultivation, where people fight and kill, Xu Zichen thinks of himself as an ordinary person. So he cautiously saves up points, all the while hoping to find a suitable place to retire and lie flat. For some reason, though, people keep deliberately giving him trouble and disturbing his lazy life Immortal Lord Miaoyun: My disciple Zichen was born with a Daoist body. He's the greatest genius in the cultivation world! Xu Zichen: ? No, no, I'm not! #The young prodigies of Eastern Continent hear the news and rush to challenge him.# Island Lord of the South Sea: Young friend Zichen has a clear mind and an insight beyond anyone I've ever met. I admit defeat. Xu Zichen: ? No, no, I don't! #The cultivators of the South Sea hear the news and rush to discuss the Dao with Xu Zichen.# Perfected One Yixian: I observed the stars last night. Xu Zichen is the reincarnation of Ziwei, destined to enjoy the favor of Heaven and Earth and open the path to ascension! Xu Zichen: ? No, no, don't make things up! No one in the cultivation world has ascended in ten thousand years. When everyone hears this, they go mad. Some worship him, some envy him, and some want to cultivate with him... Faced with these mindless, fanatical cultivators, Xu Zichen is fed up. In all this vast world, is there nowhere a lazy fish can live in peace? The skies fill with tribulation clouds, and violet lightning flashes. Surrounded by cultivators from across the continent, Xu Zichen turns all his livestream points into spiritual energy and tears open a gap in the sky with his bare hands. In an instant, golden light fills the Nine Provinces, and a stairway to Heaven descends. Xu Zichen walks up the steps. "Bye! I'm done with this place." The cultivators of the Nine Provinces: ?! The cultivators of the Nine Provinces: What the hell do you mean, lazy fish? What the hell do you mean, ordinary person? Perfected One Yixian didn't lie! [Swearing] *Cover illustrated by the author. See the full-size version on Weibo: @-YanShangFeng- *The protagonist is adored by everyone, but there's only one love interest, so don't mistake anyone else for him! Coming soon: The Infinite Game's Number One Player's Daily Life Shan Qianjie is accidentally swept into an infinite-flow world. To return to reality, he diligently clears instances and fights bosses. After a great deal of effort, he finally climbs to the top of the player rankings and earns enough points to redeem a clue that will lead him home. But then the game System tells him that he has actually entered an infinite-flow novel, and only the protagonist, Lin Yi, can open the passage back to the real world. The original protagonist, Lin Yi, is a completely useless beauty who has nothing going for him but his looks. Yet every monster who sees Lin Yi is captivated by his beauty and bows to him in submission. Only he can make the Ghost King willingly send him back to the real world! This world exists for him! As for Shan Qianjie... The System sneers contemptuously: Compared to Lin Yi, who's like the moon, you're a filthy mess, worth less than the dirt beneath your feet. You'd better stay here and struggle in this infinite game until you die! Shan Qianjie, upon learning the truth: Heh. Then he punches the System's avatar to pieces. From that day on, Shan Qianjie, the immortal legend of the infinite game and the number one player on the rankings, picks up a harmless little daily hobby. Shan Qianjie's old daily routine: Eat, sleep, clear instances. Shan Qianjie's new daily routine: Eat, sleep, "beat up" instances. Every instance he enters ends with its boss monsters dead or injured, or recruited as his underlings. Gradually, the number of instances available in the infinite world dwindles. Players are left with nowhere to go, and the boss monsters tremble at the very mention of "Shan Qianjie"! The game System and the boss monsters cling to Shan Qianjie's leg, weeping and begging: Please, sir, we beg you to stop! Go back to the real world already! Looking at the passage back to reality, Shan Qianjie glances at the person already waiting by his side and decides not to hurry. He breaks the monsters' fingers one by one, then says with a bright smile: Come on, I haven't had enough fun yet~ *Romance-focused blurb* Shan Qianjie has entered an infinite-flow novel, but back in the real world, he has a timid, gentle husband he can't stop thinking about. He's nearly two meters tall, but whenever something happens, all he can say is, "Honey, what do I do?" For his sake, Shan Qianjie clears instance after instance and saves up points like a madman, hoping to return to reality. But gradually, he starts to notice that some of the NPCs in the instances are looking more and more like his good-for-nothing husband. Even though they're monsters, they keep hiding behind him and saying, "I'm scared~" And every single one of them keeps pestering him to become their boss! Then one day, while Shan Qianjie is pretending to sleep, he hears one of his underlings whisper in his ear: Honey, what do I do~ I wanted to destroy this world and take you out, but you're so powerful that I've got no chance to be useful, sob sob. Shan Qianjie: ...Save your sobbing for your dad. Who the hell are you?! Tea-loving, obsessive, fragmented god gong x violent, cool-headed powerhouse shou P.S. After the gong realizes the shou has been pulled into the novel's world, he can't get in right away, so he projects his consciousness into the instance NPCs. Theme: Building an equal and harmonious society together