The Little Grandmaster Became a Viral Sensation on a Parenting Show with His Mystical Arts

[Bonus chapters are slowly dropping...] The moment the founder of the Tianji Pavilion opened his eyes, he found himself a thousand years in the future, reincarnated as Yuanyuan, a little kid on a variety show whom even cats and dogs couldn't stand. He had also lost all his magic, with only his Heavenly Insight Eyes remaining. The little founder wanted to return to Tianji Pavilion. But after calculating their fortunes, he thought, fine, the pavilion had fallen so far by now that they had to go out begging for food. To restore Tianji Pavilion to its former glory, the little founder went back to his old trade on the variety show, pacifier in his mouth and baby fat on his cheeks! "One fortune reading costs ten thousand taels of gold! No tricks, no exceptions!" * What could a child possibly know about heaven's secrets? Wasn't this just playing pretend? Someone, eager to amuse themselves, handed Yuanyuan an IOU written on a scrap of paper and asked him to tell their fortune. Then the richest man in Zhangcheng, who kept a string of mistresses, discovered that none of his children were his. He'd just earned himself another cuckold's hat. A top-tier star was exposed on a variety show for soliciting prostitutes and using drugs, and earned himself a pair of silver bracelets. An elderly shut-in finally found the daughter who had been abducted years ago, deep in the mountains, and burst into tears. The audience watching the variety show: ?!!! Holy crap, Little Master, do you need money? If not, how about a custom-made pacifier? Or some premium milk candy? If those won't do, I have all-natural formula with absolutely no additives. Please, just tell my fortune! Yuanyuan cautiously stuck out his little foot. "Um, could you send me some of that formula to try?" P.S. 1. The cover was drawn and made by me. See the full-size image on Weibo: @-Yan Shang Feng- 2. This story is entirely fictional and follows the conventions of Eastern fantasy. It has nothing to do with real-life Daoist fortune-telling. Please believe in science and reject feudal superstition. 3. The setting may look modern, but it is actually a fictionalized world in the final age of cultivation. Please don't confuse it with reality. 4. The views of the work and its characters do not represent the author's views. ------ [Upcoming novel, please add it to your favorites] ------ "The Son of the Foil Character in an Imperial Exam Novel" Wang Ming transmigrates into the poorest household in the village, becoming the son of the foil character in an imperial exam novel. His family can't afford food or clothes, and the two adult men in the household have to take turns doing labor service. The little boy has no choice but to shoulder the burden of supporting his family and resolutely embark on the path of the imperial examinations! Able to write essays at six, and poetry at eight. Taking the exams at nine, passing the provincial exams at twelve. At fourteen, he sweeps all six levels of the exams and earns a place on the imperial examination roll! Everyone in the Great Ye dynasty knows the Wang family has a little prodigy, and that he has caught the emperor's eye. From then on, the Wangs are elevated to a new standing! * The late emperor died young, and the new emperor ascended the throne at five, with the regent governing in his stead. When the new emperor grew up and fought with the regent for power, a little prodigy entered their sight. The new emperor pointed at the little prodigy in the golden hall and said, "Uncle Wang, you always say I am still young. What do you think of my top scholar?" Theme: What goes around comes around, and justice is always served.