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Following the release of Yu Li's "After Switching Bodies with My Rival [E-Sports]", the next release is "I Listen to the Voices of Animals and Plants and It Blows the Internet", please ask for a flop.
In the S3 global finals, the XK team unfortunately stopped in the quarterfinals.
After returning to China and being disbanded, the team members each made a living. Commando Bai Xi fell into poverty and eventually died of illness in a simple rental house.
Ten years later, Bai Xi opened his eyes again and found that he had traveled through time and was in the body of a young anchor.
The young anchor looks pretty and is down-to-earth and capable, but his family is so poor that he owes a lot of debt and is so poor that he has trouble even eating.
However, all the former teammates are in trouble——
The autistic sniper became the boss of the employer;
The substitute who was a chicken in elementary school has now become a well-known master; a fool who became a conductor has become a multi-million-dollar anchor; and a cowardly medic has become an ace coach.
Bai Xi: Will my life affect your output?
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In the S14 competition year, Bai Xi thought he had been forgotten long ago and wanted to change his identity and start over. Unexpectedly, he lost his horse and realized that the big bosses had been thinking about him for ten years.
Famous master: Double row dd, the dog will hit you.
Wanwan Anchor: Brother Xi, Brother Xi, we like you~~
Ace Coach: The bed is made. Let's go to bed after drinking this glass of milk... I think you also want to eat some cookies!
Boss Bingshan: Brother Xi, would you like to come with me to see the cat?
Bai Xi picked up the mouse and keyboard and prepared to go to the competition: Ten years later, foreign competition areas are still arrogant. How about going to the audience to watch my brother's operation?
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"I want to be a cat in my next life. I will eat, sleep and bask in the sun every day. I will also have a big house to live in."
Because of a joke made by his deceased friend, Xue Jinghan adopted a house full of cats in the past ten years.
But his little sun never came back.
Until that day, he saw a young man at the gate of the team.
After being invited out of the office building by the manager, the young man squatted on the steps helplessly, looking like an aggrieved cat.
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Later, Mao Mao stood on the podium of the global finals, took the championship ring and ran up to him as if asking for credit, asking him to hold out his hand.
The picture was projected on the big screen, and the whole audience was in an uproar.
The usually cold and unkind boss smiled and stretched out his left hand, letting the newcomer put the ring on his slender ring finger.
"Promise your confession ring..."
The young man's voice was breathy, but extremely clear: "I love you, isn't it too late?"
Xue Jinghan slowly raised his left hand, and the metallic luster on his ring finger flashed under the spotlight.
He chuckled, his eyes firmly locked on Bai Xi's expectant face.
"…It's never too late."
[Little Sun Shou × Affectionate Attack]
——Live broadcast and vest in the early and mid-term, Pipi e-sports, there are not many games and they are privately held, and team games in the later period (about 1/3)
I love everyone watching and wish everyone happiness =o? O=
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Continuation article "After swapping bodies with an archrival [esports]"
The cynical anchor was attacked by ×Sven and abstinent society#
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Yu Li, the most arrogant anchor of PUBG, enjoys life by leading his friends to beat up his colleagues and blasting professional guys on the head with a gun from a high tower.
Qin Zongye, captain of the BLX team, world champion assaulter, aloof and taciturn, is recognized by the league as the "Living King of Hell".
The two have disliked each other for a long time.
Until the official party, they were inexplicable——
Souls exchanged.
02
The next day's training match.
"Qin Zongye" landed on the ground and held his penis, one through three, and punched his opponent, making up a set of poems and taunting him on the mic: "That's it?"
Teammates: Huh? ? ?
What's even more outrageous is that during training breaks, "Qin Zongye" strolls around the training room carrying milk tea, commenting on everyone's screen he passes by—"I can't breathe," "Placenta," "What a top victim."
The whole team huddled in the corner and shivered, and the sniper spoke tremblingly: "Team, captain... Are you in a bad mood today?"
The cold captain (Yu Li version) looked back with a straw in his mouth and showed a bright smile: "No, I'm in a very good mood."
The commander tremblingly sent a message to the manager: "Holy crap! Go and ask for a Taoist priest! The captain has been killed by something dirty!!"
Yu Li:......
03
Yu Li's live broadcast room.
A certain champion wore his AKM three times and four times without any expression, and the barrage went crazy: [It's not the laurel I eat] [I just carried my luggage on my back] [A serious husband also has a different flavor]
Qin Zongye stared at the words "husband" and "kiss" scrolling on the screen, the tips of his ears turned red, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "... Thank you, carp wife... Uh... Thank you, boss."
The barrage went even crazier: "Why is my husband so shy today! So cute!" "It's so popular! Let's talk like this from now on!"
Qin Zongye endured it.
After the broadcast ended, he fell down on Yu Li's lazy sofa to catch up on his sleep. As soon as he closed his eyes, an orange cat jumped on his chest and began to step on his breasts.
The second one climbed up on top of his head, the third one took away his headphone cord, and the fourth and fifth ones rubbed against his legs like crazy.
The phone rang, and messages from the fan group popped up: "Hubby, who will you team up with next week for the anchor competition?" "Hubby, won't you be broadcasting today?" "Hubby, please say something~"
The Alliance Living King of Hell was trapped on the sofa by five cats, staring at the "husband" all over the screen, his face turned pale.
04
The unlucky two tried countless methods and finally switched back by mistake during an offline event.
When Yu Li returned home, the first thing he did was pick up the cat and kiss it wildly.
When Qin Zongye returned to the training room, the first thing he did was delete the video of "the captain confessing to the sniper from the outside team in public" that was secretly recorded on his teammate's phone.
Everything is back on track.
Who would have thought that it would not be long before the official celebration banquet.
Yu Li was doing business with a goblet in front of the camera, preparing to wink the fans - the next second, his vision went dark.
When he opened his eyes again, he was holding a black thermos cup in his hand. Opposite him stood all the members of the BLX team, staring at him in horror.
"Captain? Did your eyes feel uncomfortable just now?"
Yu Li looked down at the name tag on his chest, and then looked up at "himself" who was surrounded by five colleagues for a toast not far away, his ears turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Yu Li: "..."
Qin Zongye: "......"
Behind him were the trembling voices of his teammates on the phone.
"Manager, that dirty thing... Seems to be back again."
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New idea: "I listen to the voices of animals and plants and became popular on the Internet"
#A group of people who are cute on the surface but yin in reality × cold on the surface but innocent in nature#
On the first day after Han Su was admitted back to the wealthy family, she heard several pots of green radish on the balcony whispering:
"The fake young master practiced the crying scene all night last night, preparing to perform 'Pear Blossoms with Rain' to consolidate his position!"
"I bet 5g of nitrogen fertilizer, the real owner can't beat him."
The master and his wife came to greet him with the eldest young master and the fake young master.
Han Su smiled slightly and got ahead of the other party's performance with tears in his eyes: "Will my brother be uncomfortable when I come back? Otherwise, I'd better live in the dormitory... It doesn't matter, we are family, and I love you no matter what..."
The whole family was immediately in a panic. His parents and brothers hugged him to comfort him. The fake young master stood on the edge and clenched his hands, unable to laugh.
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After rectifying the family, Han Su, who did not want to inherit the family business, began to use his supernatural powers to conduct live broadcasts of fortune telling, known as the "master's personal disciple."
The entire internet ridiculed: "Another fake who is riding on the popularity of metaphysics!"
Until——
The parents asked the little girl why she kept having nightmares. Han Su listened to the cactus on the window sill and said, "The portrait on the poster in the shop opposite is illuminated by green light every night. It scares me to death."
Han Su said calmly: [External evil spirits invade and disturb people's souls. From now on, I will start to close the curtains every evening to block out evil spirits. I will give you another talisman - Fa Yunda or Shun Feng?
There are frequent supernatural incidents in the villa of female celebrities. Han Su heard the hamster playing on the wheel complain: "I'm so annoyed. Can that bastard hiding in the ceiling please leave quickly?"
Han Su said loudly: [This is an unusual evil spirit, it is actually a situation of 'mandrill peeking in the dark' - now go to the hardware store ten kilometers away and hire a master to comprehensively inspect the water and electricity, focusing on checking for leaks in the ceiling. I will give you another method to break this feng shui situation!
The fortune of the business tycoon was in the doldrums. Han Su heard the news from the goldfish in the water tank: "It's so exciting! The chairman's wife and the vice president teamed up to empty out the company!"
Han Su frowned: [This situation is not about bad luck, but actually a sign of 'double Yin stealing the treasury'...]
Heizi: Dare not speak. Jpg
Audience: No? ! Master, I understand! ! !
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Later, my fiancé, who had studied abroad for ten years, returned to China.
The reputation of this person is not very good. People in the circle say that he is only reserved on the surface, but in fact he is a promiscuous and promiscuous son who only knows how to live and drink.
The fake young master turned the blame and said: "I am my brother's fiancé, I can't steal my brother's marriage!"
Hansu was curious and asked to meet at the coffee shop.
The man came to the appointment holding a bouquet of manta roses.
The two were speechless, and Rose kept chattering: "Why are your hands shaking! I've memorized the meeting lines for three days... You haven't forgotten them all, have you?!"
Han Su raised his head, and a handsome face with red ears but pretending to be calm came into view.
His heartbeat suddenly accelerated——
How can this be a prodigal? He is clearly my innocent little husband!
#The whole Internet is waiting for Hansu to overturn, but he became famous and even picked up a husband by listening to his heart#
#falseyoungmaster:? That's not how the script was written! #
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Intention: You think you are forgotten, but in fact you have been deeply loved for many years.
Reader comments
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Recently, I watched Uncle Cao's The Couple and The Insider again, and I was really wow, so sexy, incredible, especially at the age of 26 or 7, he has endless charm. I just regret that so few people know about him, and it's hard to even see him in fan fiction. Thank you for writing Uncle Cao's article [Love Eyes]. Sometimes the food is so low that I want to write, but I don't have the desire to express myself, so I feel really itchy. I have been watching old Korean dramas in the past few days, and I realized that the previous Korean dramas and movies were really good. What are they now? There are no decent new actors. Late at night, I suddenly sighed, it's so hard to become a fan of actors. The Korean entertainment on the website is either GD idols or the common losers. It's so hard [crying]
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