The Days of Watching the Water Cooler in the Team [Esports]

My name is Zhouliu, and I am a substitute top laner. On the first day I joined the team, my boss told me that my duties were to train, get takeaways, and watch the water dispenser. The starting teammates are nice, he said. I looked at the training room where the demons were dancing and fell into deep thought: The jungler angrily asked the system why there was no golden finger when he came through the book; The mid laner said vaguely that he did not want to be reborn and wanted to go to heaven; AD held a local stall novel, tilted his mouth, and shouted: The three-year period has come, why don't you respectfully welcome the God of War back to his throne? Just as I was holding my peripherals and hesitating whether I should go in, an assistant in a robe walked over quickly with disheveled hair: Brother, may I ask what this place is? Me: Are you... Assistant: I am Li Dabai, a non-famous poet of the Tang Dynasty. I looked at the team's jungler, reborn mid laner, God of War AD, Tang Dynasty support, ventriloquist top laner and Taoist coach—— I thought: No, you are not normal. But my days watching the water fountain should be a lot more interesting... [Reading instructions] 1. The salty fish protagonist, the protagonist can see the barrage outside the book, the main text is in the third person, and the daily life is 2. All teammates are sick 3. The protagonist ascends the throne directly on the spot, long live the Zhou Emperor! 4. MOBA games are privately designed, so don't delay watching them, and there are no prototypes for the characters. - Intention:.