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#cynicism anchor is subject to × gentle abstinence society fear attack#
01
Yu Li, the most arrogant anchor of PUBG, enjoys life by leading his friends to beat up his colleagues and blasting professional guys on the head with a gun from a high tower.
Qin Zongye, captain of the BLX team, world champion assaulter, aloof and taciturn, is recognized by the league as the "Living King of Hell".
The two have disliked each other for a long time.
Until the official party, they were inexplicable——
Souls exchanged.
02
The next day's training match.
"Qin Zongye" landed on the ground and held his penis, one through three, and punched his opponent, making up a set of poems and taunting him on the mic: "That's it?"
Teammates: Huh? ? ?
What's even more outrageous is that during training breaks, "Qin Zongye" strolls around the training room carrying milk tea, commenting on everyone's screen he passes by—"I can't breathe," "Placenta," "What a top victim."
The whole team huddled in the corner and shivered, and the sniper spoke tremblingly: "Team, captain... Are you in a bad mood today?"
The cold captain (Yu Li version) looked back with a straw in his mouth and showed a bright smile: "No, I'm in a very good mood."
The free agent trembled and sent a message to the manager: "Holy crap! Go and ask for a Taoist priest! The captain has been snatched away by something dirty!!"
Yu Li:......
03
Yu Li's live broadcast room.
A certain champion wore his AKM three times and four times without any expression, and the barrage went crazy: [Lock Tou Gui? I directly carried my luggage with my husbandA serious husband also has a unique flavor
Qin Zongye stared at the words "husband" and "kiss" scrolling on the screen, the tips of his ears turned red, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "... Thank you, carp wife... Uh... Thank you, boss."
The barrage went even crazier: "Why is my husband so shy today! So cute!" "It's so popular! Let's talk like this from now on!"
Qin Zongye endured it.
After the broadcast ended, he fell down on Yu Li's lazy sofa to catch up on his sleep. As soon as he closed his eyes, an orange cat jumped on his chest and began to step on his breasts.
The second one climbed up on top of his head, the third one took away his headphone cord, and the fourth and fifth ones rubbed against his legs like crazy.
The phone rang, and messages from the fan group popped up: "Hubby, who will you team up with next week for the anchor competition?" "Hubby, won't you be broadcasting today?" "Hubby, please say something~"
The Alliance Living King of Hell was trapped on the sofa by five cats, staring at the "husband" all over the screen, his face turned pale.
04
The unlucky two tried countless methods and finally switched back by mistake during an offline event.
When Yu Li returned home, the first thing he did was pick up the cat and kiss it wildly.
When Qin Zongye returned to the training room, the first thing he did was delete the video of "the captain confessing to the sniper from the outside team in public" that was secretly recorded on his teammate's phone.
Everything is back on track.
Who would have thought that it would not be long before the official celebration banquet.
Yu Li was doing business with a goblet in front of the camera, preparing to wink the fans - the next second, his vision went dark.
When he opened his eyes again, he was holding a black thermos cup in his hand. Opposite him stood all the members of the BLX team, staring at him in horror.
"Captain? Did your eyes feel uncomfortable just now?"
Yu Li looked down at the name tag on his chest, and then looked up at "himself" who was surrounded by five colleagues for a toast not far away, his ears turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Yu Li: "..."
Qin Zongye: "......"
Behind him were the trembling voices of his teammates on the phone.
"Manager, that dirty thing... Seems to be back again."
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Intention: Even if it is a good match destined by God~