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Xu Lezhang, the number one assaulter of PUBG, is handsome, sharp-tongued, and has a vicious mouth. He is known as [E-Sports Crow Brother]. He uses his ultimate move to train the audience, passively making no distinction between friend and foe.
After winning a certain championship, he was opening the mic enthusiastically and blasting the entire audience indiscriminately. His eyes went dark - and when he opened his eyes again, a blue screen from the system hit his face:
[Ding! High intensity negative emotional energy body detected! Bind the "abuse correction system"!
[Mission: Enter the world of designated abuse novels, become a key supporting role beside the protagonist, bring order to chaos, and rewrite the ending of BE!
[Reward: Every time you succeed, redeem the real-world resurrection time!
Xu Lezhang:? ? ?
What is your strength? Why should I work for you?
[——If the task fails, you will be permanently logged out——]
With his life at stake, Brother Crow was forced to go into business and plunged headlong into those cruel resurrection advertisements that would make people heartbroken just by reading the introduction.
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[World 1: "Hidden marriage for three years, his spouse is not me"]
Introduction: The heroine Qingmei returns from studying abroad to marry her boss, but after marriage she discovers that her household registration is "unmarried", while her scumbag husband is already "married"?
Host identity: The heroine's brother, Chairman Bingshan.
Xu Lezhang turned off the bean bag on his phone and sneered: "Call the police and inform the Ministry of Justice to prosecute this gentleman for 'fraud' and 'bigamy'. Oh, by the way, we invested in the angel round of the media company under his name... And divested it."
Host CP: The scumbag's younger brother who just enjoys the fun and doesn't take it too seriously.
[World 2: "The princess invites herself to come down after rebirth"]
Introduction: A princess who is favored by thousands of people marries a young general who is in great power. On the wedding night, the general goes on an expedition, and two years later he brings back a "female Zhuge" man named Cha.
Host identity: the heroine's playboy and prodigal brother.
Xu Lezhang shook his fan, carried a cricket jar, and raised his eyebrows: "What is it? How dare you act like a young master? I won't beat you to death with a whip, you blind thing!"
Host CP: A new top scholar who looks as gentle as jade but is actually sinister and vengeful.
[World Three: "The End of the World: He Traded My Cat for Her Life"]
Introduction: The end of the world is coming, and humans have awakened their pet-related powers. The heroine is snatched away by a scumbag and the retired military dog she depends on for her life is taken away. The domestic ragdoll cat is also given to Green Tea's foster sister.
Host identity: A hamster with awakened hoarding skills.
Xu Lezhang squatted on the heroine's shoulder, put his little paws on his hips, and bared his teeth at the scumbag and Green Tea: "Sister! This time I'll cover you! You little bitch, I'll take it back for you! As for that rag doll Green Tea cat -"
In an instant, the explosive hair projectile took off, "Stay away from my sister!! I'll use your bald hair as a cat teaser again!!"
Host CP: the heroine's best friend's exotic pet octopus.
[World 4: "Ten years in the cold palace, when we meet again, he will sacrifice me with his new love"]
Introduction: The female protagonist is a virtuous and virtuous queen, but the male protagonist of the emperor is obsessed with the voluptuous female officer of the Imperial Palace. He listens to the slander and neglects the female protagonist and even persecutes her.
Host identity: The emperor's uncle who holds a large number of soldiers.
Xu Lezhang slapped the table: "Fuck me! I love your nephew! See you at Xuanwumen (cross out) Ancestral Temple!!"
[World 5: "The third year after my death, the fake young master used my kidney to marry my fiancé"]
Introduction: The real young master was designed by the fake young master to match the kidney of the "terminal" fake young master. He was kidnapped by morality and coerced by family ties, and finally died tragically after "voluntarily" giving everything on the operating table.
Host identity: A school bully with a very tough background.
Xu Lezhang kicked open the operating room door...
Note
1. There are also rural, interstellar, abo, world of cultivating immortals, etc. The order of the worlds is not fixed.
2. The types of abuse articles include bg and bl. The author writes whatever he sees coming out of the Catch the Goose Resurrection advertisement.
[Watch how the e-sports brother Crow uses the most vicious mouth, slaps the harshest face, saves the most miserable heroine/suffering, and by the way (forced) gains a bunch of weird CP!
[Goal: Save enough time to resurrect and go back to win the championship!
[Slogan: No abuse novel can survive three chapters in front of me, Xu Lezhang! Psychos! Tremble!
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