[Celebrating 99~ Beibei, could you leave a five-star review?~~]
Coming up next, Yu Li's next book: Swapping Bodies with My Archrival [Esports]. The one after that: I Went Viral Across the Internet by Hearing the Thoughts of Plants and Animals. Please pick me!
At the S3 Global Finals, XK regrettably fell in the quarterfinals.
After returning home and disbanding, the team members went their separate ways. Assault player Bai Xi was left destitute and eventually died of illness in a cramped rental apartment.
Ten years passed in a flash. Bai Xi opened his eyes again and discovered that he had transmigrated into the body of a small-time streamer.
The streamer was handsome, honest, and hardworking, but he came from a poor family, was buried in debt, and could barely afford to eat.
Meanwhile, his former teammates had all made it big:
The withdrawn sniper became a wealthy investor.
The childish substitute was now a famous top player. The laid-back shot-caller became a streamer with millions of followers. The timid medic became a star coach.
Bai Xi: Does me being alive affect your performance or what?
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In the S14 season, Bai Xi thought everyone had long since forgotten him. He planned to start over under a different identity, but when his secret identity was suddenly exposed, he learned that the big shots had actually missed him for ten years.
Famous top player: Duo queue? DM me. I'll give you Doggie.
Streamer with millions of followers: Xi-ge, Xi-ge, we love you~~
Star coach: The bed's ready. Drink this glass of milk and then we'll go to sleep... I think you might want some cookies too!
Ice-cold tycoon: Xi-ge, will you come look at the cats with me?
Bai Xi picked up his mouse and keyboard, ready to return to the stage: It's been ten years, and the overseas regions are still acting cocky. Why don't you watch me play from the audience?
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"In my next life, I want to be a cat. I can eat, sleep, and sunbathe every day, and live in a big house."
Because of a joke his late friend once made, Xue Jinghan adopted enough cats to fill a house over the next ten years.
But his little sunshine never came back.
Until one day, he saw a young man outside the team's building.
After the manager asked him to leave the office building, the young man crouched on the steps looking troubled and helpless, just like a wronged cat.
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Later, the little cat stood on the Global Finals podium with the championship ring in hand, then ran over to him and held out his hand as if seeking praise.
The scene was projected onto the big screen, and the entire venue erupted.
The usually cold and distant boss smiled and held out his left hand, letting the newcomer slide the ring onto his slender ring finger.
"The ring I promised you when I confessed..."
The young man's voice was a little breathless, but remarkably clear. "I love you. Is it too late?"
Xue Jinghan slowly raised his left hand, the metal on his ring finger gleaming under the spotlights.
He smiled softly, his gaze fixed on Bai Xi's expectant face.
"...It's never too late."
[Little sunshine bottom x devoted top]
In the early and middle parts, there's streaming and secret identities. It's esports in name, with few matches and lots of original settings. The team joins competitions later on, accounting for about a third of the story.
I love everyone who reads this. Wishing you all happiness and joy =o?o=
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Next book: Swapping Bodies with My Archrival [Esports]
Playboy streamer bottom x refined, chaste, socially anxious top
01
Yu Li, PUBG's most arrogant streamer, lives for leading his viewers in ganging up on other streamers and sniping pro players off high towers.
Qin Zongye, captain of BLX, world champion assault player, cold and taciturn, and the league's universally recognized "living King of Hell."
They had disliked each other for a long time.
Until, for no apparent reason, they switched souls at an official gathering.
02
The next day, during scrims.
In Qin Zongye's body, he landed, grabbed a gun, took out three players in a row, finished off an opponent with a punch, then turned on his mic to mock them: "That's it?"
Teammates: Huh???
Even more outrageous, during a break, "Qin Zongye" strolled around the training room with milk tea in hand, commenting on everyone's screen as he passed: "This gameplay's so awful I can barely breathe," "placenta," "a top-tier victim, truly."
The whole team huddled in a corner, trembling. The sniper stammered, "C-Captain... are you in a bad mood today?"
The aloof captain (Yu Li version) turned around with the straw in his mouth and flashed a bright smile. "No, I'm in a great mood."
The shot-caller shakily messaged the manager: "Holy crap!! Hurry and get a Taoist priest!! Something filthy has possessed the captain!!"
Yu Li: ...
03
Yu Li's livestream.
A famous champion played with a blank face, using an AKM to take out three players, then four. The chat went wild: [Not praising him? I'll eat my hat] [I'm already packing my bags] [My husband is quite the sight when he's serious]
Watching "husband" and "kiss me" scroll across the screen, Qin Zongye's ears turned bright red. After a long pause, he managed to say, "...Thanks, Fishwife... Uh... thanks, boss."
The chat went even wilder: "Why is husband so shy today! So cute!" "Super rocket sent! Talk like this from now on!"
Qin Zongye endured it.
After logging off, he collapsed onto Yu Li's lounge chair to catch up on sleep. He had just closed his eyes when an orange cat jumped onto his chest and began kneading him.
A second cat climbed onto his head, a third stole his headphone cord, and the fourth and fifth rubbed against his legs like crazy.
His phone rang, and messages popped up in the fan group: "Husband, who are you teaming up with for next week's streamer tournament?" "Husband, are you not streaming today?" "Husband, say something~"
The league's living King of Hell was trapped on the sofa by five cats, staring at the screen full of "husband" messages, his face turning white.
04
After trying countless methods, the two unlucky men finally switched back by sheer chance at an offline event.
Yu Li went home and immediately picked up the cats and kissed them like crazy.
Qin Zongye returned to the training room and immediately deleted the video a teammate had secretly taken of "the captain publicly confessing to an opposing team's sniper" from the teammate's phone.
Everything went back to normal.
Who could have guessed that, not long after, at the official celebration banquet, Yu Li would be holding a wine glass and playing to the camera, ready to wink at his fans, when everything suddenly went black?
When he opened his eyes again, he was holding a black thermos. The entire BLX team stood opposite him, staring in horror.
"Captain? Just now... were your eyes bothering you?"
Yu Li looked down at the name badge on his chest, then up at his "own" body in the distance. Five other streamers had surrounded him to offer toasts, and his ears were turning visibly red.
Yu Li: "..."
Qin Zongye: "…"
Behind them, their teammates could be heard trembling as they made a phone call.
"Manager, that filthy thing... it seems to be back again."
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New idea: I Went Viral Across the Internet by Hearing the Thoughts of Plants and Animals
#An outwardly obedient but secretly devious bottom x an outwardly aloof but secretly innocent top#
The very first day Han Su was welcomed back into his wealthy family, he heard the potted pothos on the balcony whispering:
"The fake young master practiced crying all night, planning to put on a tearful performance to secure his position!"
"I'll bet five grams of nitrogen fertilizer the real one can't beat him."
The master and madam arrived with their eldest son and the fake young master to welcome him.
Han Su smiled slightly and beat the other boy to the tears: "Will my little brother have trouble adjusting now that I'm back? Maybe I should keep living in the dorm... It's okay, we're family. No matter what happens, I love you all..."
The whole family immediately fell into a flurry. His parents and brother hugged and comforted him, while the fake young master stood at the edge, clenching his fists, unable to smile.
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After sorting out his whole family, Han Su, who had no desire to inherit the family business, started livestreaming fortune-telling with his supernatural ability, claiming to be "a direct disciple of a master."
The entire internet mocked him: "Another fake trying to cash in on the metaphysics craze!"
Until
A parent called into the livestream to ask why their little girl kept having nightmares. Han Su heard the cactus on the windowsill say, "The person on the poster in the shop across the street is lit up by green light every night. It scares me half to death."
Han Su calmly declared: [An external malign influence is disturbing her soul. From now on, close the curtains every evening to keep evil spirits out. I'll also prepare a talisman for you. Yunda or SF Express?]
A celebrity's villa was plagued by strange incidents. Han Su heard a hamster on its exercise wheel complain, "This is driving me crazy. Can that stalker hiding in the ceiling please leave already?"
Han Su loudly proclaimed: [This is no ordinary haunting. It's a case of a human spirit spying from the shadows. Go to a hardware store ten kilometers away and hire someone to inspect all the electrical and plumbing systems. Focus on checking the ceiling for leaks. I'll perform a ritual to break this feng shui curse!]
A business tycoon's fortunes were in a slump. Han Su heard the goldfish in the tank reveal, "This is so thrilling! The chairman's wife and the vice president are working together to drain the company!"
Han Su furrowed his brow. [This isn't bad luck. It's the sign of a double yin energy secretly plundering the treasury...]
Haters: Can't say a word.jpg
Viewers: Wait?! Master, I get it now!!!
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Later, his fiance returned from studying abroad for ten years.
He had a rather bad reputation. Everyone in their circle said he was only reserved on the surface, but in reality was a debauched wastrel who did nothing but drink and chase pleasure.
The fake young master stirred up trouble and shifted the blame. "He was supposed to marry my brother in the first place. I can't steal my brother's arranged marriage!"
Curious, Han Su arranged to meet him at a cafe.
The man showed up holding a bouquet of manta roses.
They sat in silence, while the roses chattered incessantly: "Why are your hands shaking! You've practiced your lines for three days... Don't tell me you've forgotten them all?!"
Han Su looked up and saw a handsome face, ears flushed red, trying to look composed.
His heart suddenly began to race
How was this man a wastrel? He was clearly my sweet, innocent little husband!
#The whole internet is waiting for Han Su to mess up, but he goes viral by hearing people's thoughts and picks up a husband along the way#
#Fake young master: ? That's not how the script goes!#
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Theme: You think you've been forgotten, but in truth you've been loved for many years.
Will Yue Ya and Mr. Lu write a follow-up article [Star Eyes]
So warm😭😭Shiitake mushrooms, little couple 99
Finally I compromised haha [hug]
Kuquan Yu Li's book! Kaiwen must reply to me!
Good! What a treasure! These two are so energetic!
I knew you still had it! ! ! My current mood is that emoticon of the dog in Tom and Jerry, where the dog digs out Tom's mouth! ! ! You definitely still have it! ! ! [Empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl]
What is supposed to come will still come, will there be candy in the future? [Hug] (Pinch, not hug)
Everyone was so energetic 10 years ago [crying]
Knife or something? I didn't see I didn't see (self-hypnosis)
The child has continued military training [changed]
Will Yue Ya and Mr. Lu write a follow-up article [Star Eyes]
So warm😭😭Shiitake mushrooms, little couple 99
Finally I compromised haha [hug]
Kuquan Yu Li's book! Kaiwen must reply to me!
Good! What a treasure! These two are so energetic!
I knew you still had it! ! ! My current mood is that emoticon of the dog in Tom and Jerry, where the dog digs out Tom's mouth! ! ! You definitely still have it! ! ! [Empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl]
99999999[Orange candy] I got [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
As sweet as this chapter is, it's good! ! !
What is supposed to come will still come, will there be candy in the future? [Hug] (Pinch, not hug)
Everyone was so energetic 10 years ago [crying] Knife or something? I didn't see I didn't see (self-hypnosis) The child has continued military training [changed]