[Esports] I Swapped Bodies with My Archrival

[Current word count: 174,000/300,000. Updating at 200,000 words. Please bookmark!] #Playful streamer bottom x refined, abstinent, socially awkward top# 01 Yu Li, PUBG's most obnoxious streamer, considers nothing more fun than leading his viewers in ganging up on other streamers and sniping pro players from atop a tower. Qin Zongye, captain of the BLX team, a world champion assault player, is aloof and taciturn, and universally known in the league as the "Living King of Hell." They've been getting on each other's nerves for a long time. Then, at an official gathering, for no apparent reason... They switched souls. 02 The next day's scrimmage. In "Qin Zongye's" body, he landed, grabbed an assault rifle, wiped out three opponents in a row, punched a downed opponent, and launched into a rhyming taunt over voice chat: "That's it?" His teammates: Huh??? Even more outrageous, between practice sessions, "Qin Zongye" wandered around the training room with a milk tea in hand, commenting on everyone's screens as he passed: "You're watching that with bated breath," "placenta," "What a top-tier victim." The whole team huddled in a corner, trembling. The sniper stammered, "C-Captain... are you in a bad mood today?" The aloof captain (Yu Li version) turned around with a straw between his lips and flashed a radiant smile. "Nope. I'm in a great mood." The flex player shakily texted the manager: "Holy crap!! Go get a Taoist priest!! The captain's been possessed by something evil!!" Yu Li: ... 03 Yu Li's livestream. A certain champion played an AKM with a blank expression, taking out three enemies in a row, then four. The chat went wild: [Aimbot?] [I'm already packing my bags to go with my hubby] [My hubby is a whole different kind of charming when he's serious] Qin Zongye stared at the scrolling "hubby" and "kiss kiss" comments. The tips of his ears turned red, and after a long pause, he managed to stammer, "...Thank you, Fish Wife... um... thank you, boss." The chat went even wilder: "Why is hubby so shy today? So cute!" "Super Chat sent! Talk like that from now on!" Qin Zongye endured it. After the stream, he collapsed onto Yu Li's beanbag sofa to catch up on sleep. Just as he closed his eyes, an orange cat jumped onto his chest and began kneading him. A second climbed onto his head, a third made off with his headphone cable, and a fourth and fifth rubbed against his legs like crazy. His phone rang, and messages popped up in the fan group: "Hubby, who are you teaming up with for next week's streamer tournament?" "Hubby, aren't you streaming today?" "Hubby, say something~" The league's Living King of Hell was trapped on the sofa by five cats, staring at a screen full of "hubby" comments, his face gone pale. 04 After trying countless methods, the two unlucky men finally switched back by chance at an in-person event. The first thing Yu Li did when he got home was pick up the cats and cover them in kisses. The first thing Qin Zongye did when he returned to the training room was delete the video on his teammates' phones of "the captain confessing to an opposing team's sniper in public." Everything went back to normal. Who could have guessed that not long afterward, at the official celebration banquet... Yu Li was holding a champagne flute and playing to the camera, about to wink at his fans, when everything suddenly went black. When he opened his eyes again, he was holding a black thermos. The entire BLX team stood opposite him, staring in horror. "Captain? Were... were your eyes bothering you just now?" Yu Li looked down at the name tag on his chest, then up at the "himself" a short distance away, surrounded by five fellow streamers offering toasts, his ears visibly turning bright red. Yu Li: "..." Qin Zongye: "…" Behind them, the teammates shakily made a phone call. "Manager, that evil thing... It looks like it's back again." . Theme: Even if it was written in the stars, this was still a perfect match~