Can I Predict My Teammates’ Hupu Ratings?! [Esports]

Countdown to launch: [Attempting to start over and restructure] [An unconventional System sign-in esports story, easy to jump into] He Qingxiao is a Silver-ranked player who’s bad at the game but hopelessly addicted. By day he teaches students; by night he watches matches and lectures everyone about how to play. One day, he suddenly died and transmigrated into the body of a coach with the same name, a scapegoat for his team. The good news: He’s still alive. The bad news: His team has lost ten scrims in a row, and gets completely stomped in every official match. The team’s official account is drowning in a sea of comments. [Spring breeze again? Has it arrived yet? What a bunch of spring bamboo shoots!] [What championships have you won? What championships have you won?] [The jungler, **the mid laner, **and the coach are all ***] At the preemptive blame game, He Qingxiao is singled out and made to shoulder everything. He Qingxiao: “...” Can you people ever stop? Just then [Beep! Congratulations, Host, you have awakened the Hupu Rating Prediction System,] He Qingxiao: ?? What kind of System are you? He Qingxiao enters the team’s lounge and sees a huge crowd of starters and substitutes, along with... data panels above their heads?! [Top laner (3.8 points): Iron-ranked bot, feeds first blood every game] [Jungler (2.7 points): Go sit at the dogs’ table, for fuck’s sake] [Mid laner (4.2 points): Mindlessly feeds the carry, an endless ATM, the enemy mage’s most loyal servant] When He Qingxiao looks at the substitutes, his eyes suddenly light up. [Flame (9.8 points): The strictest dad in this match] “Dad! No, wait! You’re the one!” * Coach He has been very busy lately. Ever since he won the promotion match, he’s been buzzing around everywhere like a little bee. The punk kid he met at an internet cafe, who couldn’t afford to get online [Unknown (9.6 points): A star has fallen from the sky! The Doghead Studio is pulling an all-nighter to redesign a hero for him!] He Qingxiao: “Come on, join my crew. I’ll protect you.” A battered veteran, discarded by a powerhouse team and left to grow despondent [Yue Lin (9.7 points): Team Han, who picked up Dad Yue, is revising the family tree overnight: Don’t Look Down on a Man in Middle Age and This Lad Deserves a Shrine] He Qingxiao: “Fan! I’m your idol!” A scapegoat rookie kicked out during the transfer window [Scion (9.2 points): Goes 0-11 during arguments, then 13-0 after making up. His form depends on the notification sound. The team should find the young master a more emotionally stable partner~] He Qingxiao: [Registers a burner account] [Baby, keep it up and play well] * He Qingxiao took over the team, which was on the verge of disbanding, thinking he’d just have a bit of fun. But as he played along, he suddenly realized: He’d thought the rewards from sign-ins were just ordinary items, but it turned out he could put them up for sale in the shop for 100,000 each, and bulk sales raised the price even higher!! He thought the “random gift packs” awarded for winning would contain decorations, but using them awakened all kinds of EX abilities, such as [Vines/Empathy/Hearing Thoughts]!! He never expected that the academy player he’d casually picked up because his rating looked decent would fetch a price of tens of millions. The top teams were fighting over him, all calling He Qingxiao “God of Wealth”!! “Huh? Wait, how did you all become world champions?” “Who named me the world’s best coach?” #A homeroom teacher before he transmigrated + bloodline suppression + skill: Sun Quan Encourages Learning# #He came to take the blame, so how did he become the richest man in Xihong City?# [Before You Read] 1. My own made-up setting. Esports with a thin coat of paint, possibly wish fulfillment after getting demolished by a pro. 2. Easy to jump into. [Don’t recommend reading with your brain turned on] 3. Predicted ratings apply to one match only; each match is different (a horse may be lost at the border, and anyone can stumble). 5. The System gives out all kinds of random items, like the gadgets in Doraemon’s pocket. 6. Double He, forever!! - Theme: .