[Coming soon: "Bombshell! The Shock-Headline System Reads Messages Wrong!" A pure silly comedy power fantasy. Blurb at the end. Please add it to your favorites~]
Lu Xixi had dreamed of transmigrating into a book since she was little.
One day, her dream came true. She turned around and found her biological older brother right beside her.
So it was a deluxe package deal: both their souls and bodies had come along.
The transmigration package had none of the usual perks. All they had was a one-yuan coin and her penniless older brother.
Without hesitation, Lu Xixi pocketed the coin, tossed her brother into a "wishing well," and wished to go home.
She didn't make it home. Instead, she attracted a talent manager, who invited the two of them to join the reality show "This Is How We Live."
Free meals and lodging, plus a monthly salary of thirty thousand. The siblings were instantly smitten and agreed on the spot.
Filming began.
Other pairs: A loving brother and sister, helping each other out. A handsome older brother and a sweet younger sister.
The Lu siblings: Constant bickering and climbing onto the roof to cause trouble. The older brother is a goofball, and the younger sister is even more of one.
#TooRealToBeUnpopular#
Other pairs: Even when they fail a task, they comfort and encourage each other, never arguing or shifting the blame.
The Lu siblings: They take the road less traveled and come first in every task, but spend the whole time getting on each other's nerves.
#TheUltimateHumblebragAmongSiblings#
At the end of the show, during the farewell livestream, the siblings introduced each other.
Lu Xixi: "My buy-one-get-one free, good-for-nothing cheat ability."
Lu Man: "The only N-rank card I kept."
Livestream viewers: "Don't give him to me. [Dog head]"
The siblings said in unison: "In your dreams."
He's such a pain of a brother, and she's such a pain of a sister. Only I can afford to keep them.
*Silly, fun everyday life of a brother and sister.
*The older brother has no romance. The younger sister's love interest is little Lu, who appears quite late, alas.
*They start dating as adults.
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Here's another upcoming story: "Bombshell! The Shock-Headline System Reads Messages Wrong!"
As the last shock-headline System in all the planes, number 98736 was punished for its terrible performance and sent down to become a minor supporting character in a power fantasy novel: the comatose heiress, Si Yue.
The heiress is kind and softhearted, but is constantly framed and bullied, until she eventually drowns and becomes an empty shell.
To become a System again, number 98736 must complete an extremely difficult mission:
Turn the comatose heiress into a celebrated winner in life!
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After the heiress Si Yue, who had always been bullied, woke up, she was suddenly a different person.
Number 98736 was full of ambition: "A second chance at life! She'll take back everything Si Yue lost!"
Her uncle's family came to claim the inheritance left by Si Yue's parents.
The heiress parted her lips and said, "Shocking! A cheating husband and a thieving son. The inheritance she seized has ultimately become someone else's wedding dress!"
The three of them got into a huge fight at the hospital. The wealthy family's scandal came to light, the company's stock plunged, and all three members of the family shot to the top of the trending list.
The inheritance was saved, and Si Yue happily returned to her mansion.
On a dating show, a male doctoral student bragged about his degree and mocked Si Yue for dropping out of college.
The heiress smiled calmly. "From vocational school to a doctorate! He earns tens of millions a year, and this is the one thing he did!"
The massive academic fraud scandal caused an uproar. The doctoral student fainted on the spot and then vanished without a trace.
Si Yue made a name for herself and took the whole internet by storm.
At twenty-five, she returned to school. A male classmate spread false rumors that Si Yue had slept around.
The heiress turned and switched on the campus loudspeaker. "He was twenty-one, in his third year of college, and somehow dated five girlfriends at once!"
The boy was mocked all over the campus forums. His five girlfriends got along famously and celebrated his expulsion.
Si Yue shot to fame, and the whole internet celebrated.
"Holy crap, you can do that?! Sis, you're amazing!"
"Shocking! From fallen heiress to winner in life, she did just this one thing!"
"The first thing I do every day is check what Sister Si has shocked everyone with today."
"This character is absolutely one of a kind. No one could ever replace her!"
After completing the mission, Si Yue scrolled through the comments, quietly confused. Who could understand? This is just how their shock-headline System talks!
*My brain got eaten by UC. Don't expect shock-headline writing to make logical sense!
*It's on my profile. Please add it to your favorites~
Theme: Deep bonds between siblings
Brother Lu is really good at cheating, hahaha
Society teaches you how to be a good person. If you are a treasure at home, you will not be a loser when you go out. Not to mention superstition, if you touch other people's things without permission when you go out, you have no quality. Even if I hit you, it will be light.
Doesn't this require a prop to replace people? The two sides are not in the same professional field. Doesn't it mean that it will take the year of the monkey and the month of the horse to complete the task?
Did I lose it?!! Is this the end of the text??? No reaction at all! Wait until you grow up! QAQ I have been following this article for a long time. It is very well written, but it has always been lukewarm. Since June, I have followed six or seven articles, all of which are daily articles with shallow depth, with more than a dozen or twenty chapters. One of them is a mess, and the rest of the articles have been completed one after another since August. In addition to this article, the main page of a period article I also followed has also been completed, and the extra chapter is almost over... I really can't bear to let it go. I've fallen into a new trap recently. I've just updated more than 20 chapters. Keep chasing.
What's wrong with your personality? Why do people like painting just because of their personality, they have to treat painting as a hobby? Such people are not worthy of being judges.
Who designed this queen? She is so stupid, no wonder she died.
Zhi Han: Don't say anything. Just ask and you'll win.
This kind of person really tarnishes art
What the hell? I really want to slap him twice.
Li Pongfan, who knew nothing, said: ... No problem!!